Rapid Ejaculation

When the penis begins excreting cum at an abnormal yet consistent rate for extended periods of time.

"I fucked your wife so hard I suffered from Rapid Ejaculation for weeks!"
"WHAT THE FUCK?!"

by Toe Jam and Bug Blood April 11, 2023

ERECTION EJECTION

ERECTION EJECTION! This is when you pee with an erection.

James woke up with a massive stiffy and needed a wee. He went to the toilet and performed Erection Ejection whilst taking aim with his big object!

by Mikool77 July 17, 2023

cuntus ejectus

noun: pig-latin for "birthday"

Happy cuntus ejectus Kelvin! How many years has it been since you travelled down the canal for smack?

by GuttandTag August 11, 2023

internal ejacultion

when u sit on ur own cock and u cream in ur own ass

Leeroy: DUDE I LOST MY VIRGINITY
Ceebus: No way how

Leeroy: I found this new thing called internal ejacultion, maybe u should try it when u get home "wink"

by coochiepuncher69420 September 20, 2023

Emotional Ejaculation

Crying pent up tears in an aggressive and fast way. Usually brought on in elation or relief.

"Bro. We hadn't been to the playoffs in so long that after we made it last night I had a full on emotional ejaculation"

by WGHSci October 9, 2023

D'eja

D’eja is adventurous and compassionate she also has a fat ass the biggest ass in the world, when you think of D’eja the biggest smile you could imagine immediately spreads across your face. she’s the type of person you can stay up late with and talk for hours on end just because she has fat ass She’s like a really great movie that you never want to end because being with her doesn’t feel like real life,because like why is her ass so big mann

D'eja booty will forever big big

by D’eja November 21, 2023

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