dick wad

A person who's just an asshole ALL the time.

Guy: Hey did you see that dude over there?
Me: Yeah. He's a dick wad

by Beatlelover88 June 28, 2014

Dick Grabbers

When a girl gets a fresh fill in for their nails, a full set of fresh new nails, or even just a fresh manicure, and they slay. They can be known as dick grabbers because when you got a boo those fresh nails will be wrapped around that dick and he will think it's sexy.

"Bae i got my dick grabbers done"

"My dickgrabbers look good asf"

by jksisijdmaki August 13, 2017

dick target

is a moustache-goatee combination, the two having to be linked together in order to give the appearance of the mouth being the bullseye, the actual target for the dick.

I saw the Rockies beat the Padres last night, and man I haven't seen such a vast array of dick targets since my last visit to the Castro district.

by gnard the gnome October 17, 2007

dick wading

When the head of your dick gets wet when sitting on a toilet and tucking it to take a shit.

I hate those toilet seats at the office, I have to go dick wading everytime I take a dump.

by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016

dick fanta

Rather yellow urine that resembles the soft drink Fanta, because one didn't drink enough liquid.

- "Dude, I'm bursting, I think I'll have a dick fanta."
- "Sure, down the hall to the left."

by njk15 October 6, 2016

Dick cheese

The crusty smelly shit on an unwashed dick

His dick smelt like fucking sewer bruhhhh that man had a serious case of Dick Cheese!

by peepeepoopooman:) July 6, 2020

dick coma

When you have fallen in a deep sleep that is incredibly hard to awaken from because of the bomb dick you received the previous night

I've finally awaken from dick coma.

by Shaunology February 26, 2015