Hannah Baker

A character from 13 reason why who bears a slight resemblance to a cutie named Cynthia. You will use this statement “omg it’s Hannah baker” to expertly slide into her dm’s. Little do you know this girl is gorgeous, sweet, caring, kind, fun, smart, funny, cute, has the prettiest green eyes that just get you, a cuddler, and so so sweet. Also a major cutie. It’s gonna break your heart to find out she lives 4 hours away. This distance won’t kill anything it just leaves a longing. Everyday you come home from school you’ll just be so excited to get to talk to her, even if it’s just on the phone. There will be nothing you want more than to see her again. To kiss her lips, to wipe her tears, to hold her in your arms, to go to dances with her, to hug her, to drive around jamming out with her, to BE with her. Someday Cynthia..... someday. The only problem is that she’s ruthless and super good at cup pong and will mercilessly beat you every single time, but she’s soo cute when she’s winning it doesn’t even matter, because you know that the real winner, is YOU.

Hannah baker is just an excuse to talk to the pretty girl you saw at camp and get to know her.

by God5695 October 17, 2018

Pimp Baller 9000

A man who rides a bike, most of them are named toby or wes(wesley) they are a huge hit at parties. and have huge dicks. that every body wants. they ride track bikes like they ride hot chicks! also they are usualy seen with white suits and pointy white shoes, they are often mistaken for the Yakuza.

HE isn't a Yakuza, thats just a Pimp baller 9000, he might take you home though. . . .

by #1 Pimp Baller 9000 May 5, 2009

fake bakery

A place that you believe to be a bakery, but upon arrival you find out that it is not.

Girlfriend: Did you pick up the baked good from that bakery we saw on the way home?

You: Nope turned out it was a fake bakery.

by Neipo July 22, 2010

wannabe baller

people i want to smack with a frying pan

Kordova Ledbetter

by unnamed January 7, 2004

baller

a guy with a lot of money and a nice car

"girrrl did you see that baller with the escalade?"

by litwiinka January 10, 2008

Baker

A stalker who uses his disgusting, dandruff filled cooking to get into their victim's home. Once the victim has eaten their cooking, which they have dosed with sleeping pills, they are free to "touch" in any way they pleasure.

Tell your girlfriend to watch out, i heard that guy is a Baker

by Logan Hira March 5, 2009

miss baller

Talented Female of the sport of Basketball

Hey Miss Baller.. -Love & Basketball

by Monica February 10, 2005