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Joey

A man with an incredibly small penis. So small that toddlers feel like King Kong around him.

Frequents tallywhacker woods with other men of the micro penis persuasion.

Drives a large vehicle for a living to compensate for his lack of manhood.
Had sex with my new boyfriend last night. He was a Joey.

Oh sit. So did you laugh or just tell him to get out?
by Gazza2607 February 8, 2025
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joey g

super huge dong and very pretty smile love you joey
by joeys_girlfriend March 23, 2025
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Joey

A very great man who is cute, handsome, amazing, trust worthy, kind, caring , and makes the best boyfriend.
"Look there's Joey"
by AAMAOZNGF June 27, 2024
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Joey

Also known as 'Uluru' due to his dark beige skin tone, Joey is a human (not a kangaroo, though he may be mistaken for one) who has as many brain cells as words on this page. Some of his annoying habits include using a Gen Z accent when around a particular individual called Harry
"hI uLuRU."-Harry
"hEllO HaRRy"-Joey
by HammyShoe July 13, 2024
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Joey Callahan

An awesome, attractive youth minister. It also means to be the GOAT. He also typically makes really bad calls in games. A Joey Callahan is also typically super strong and buff.
by RFBC Youth July 21, 2024
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Joey Smalls

The best friend , brother , boyfriend , uncle , step father , father , husband anyone could ask for ! I’ve never met a man so loving and casting to all he literally is a saint who sticks to his morals.. A real trail blazer never going with the flow unless the flow is the right way to go usually many disagree with his causes , however in the end he prevails and was usually sop on with how Innate ability to predict future outcomes abs events …. You will never meet a better man than Joey Smalls
If you ever get lucky enough to love joey smalls never let him go you will regret it the rest of you life .
by The retributioner July 30, 2024
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Joey

Something to roll a joint on. Used in the UK mainly west midlands and Shropshire. Can be anything from a bent Pokémon card to a RAWS pack.
Hey pass me a joey, need to roll a spliff
by anonymous August 14, 2024
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