tool

1. a completely idiotic person
2. someone you want to take the piss out of constantly

"what would you do if we all just died or somethomg, or a mass murderer walked in?"
"TOOL"

by JordAN ROUtledgE February 28, 2008

tool bait

one who draws in tools

Tom: "Brandon brings the weirdest kids to our lunch table. It's embarrassing."

Matt: "Yeah he's what you call tool bait."

by iCoinedThat1199 December 20, 2009

toolette

A female verision of a tool.
A toolette is someome who lacks the mental capacity to know she is being used by someone. A fool. Characterized by low social knowledge and high insecurity. Someone who tries too hard. a poser.

-Girls who pout and stick out their tongue in pictures, and post and tag 50000 of those pictures on facebook
girl: Why did you not answer the question?
toolette: Because I don't want to look smart. I want to be cool!
-Girls who act hyper and super nice so she wants other people to think that she is a good person.
girl: Yeah, so I dumped him infront of all of his friends. I did the wham of love
toolette: SCADOOOSH. You just slampwhamed the douchpurse!
girl: what?
toolette: "Omg...everyone is wearing Brown Ugg boots and tight legging. OFF TO THE MALL!!!"

by CLLSEHY December 27, 2010

mike tooley

A brilliant soccer player with a shot like Von Nistelrooy.

mike tooley

by mike tooley August 18, 2003

tool

Another term for penis or dickhead.

I thought a tool was something you made stuff with.

Yes, that's called babies.

by mr.boredom October 26, 2006

tool

1. a stupid or gullible person

2. the penis

That kid is such a tool it ain't funny.

by Light Joker April 12, 2007

Toolie

A huge fan of the band " TOOL "

That guy is such a Toolie. (fan of TOOL)

by Toolie December 30, 2002