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Screen Time

Screen Time is a word used to describe what parents try to fucking end all teenager's enjoyments because adults are dumbasses. Often used by parents to annoy the hell out of kids and fear monger any potential harm to their kids ("hurts

their eyes" "make them violent and cause school shootings" "make their brains rot out") and other shitty fake news.
Mom: "Jimmy, get off your Xbox! And what ever that stupid game is about the wild west! Your two seconds of Screen Time is up!"
Jimmy: "Fuck you Mom! You're a fear- mongering soccer mom bitch!"
Screen Time by adulthater1 April 23, 2019
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in no time 

It means something that will happen very quickly, or very soon;
in short time or instantly.
"In no time
I'll be forgetting all about you"
Ariana Grande ft. Iggy Azalea - Problem

-Where you going?
-Don't worry, I'll be back in no time.
in no time by zombiepain77 November 3, 2014

Time to play the game 

This is when nothing else matters only the game at hand. One must block out everything else and focus on the game. A true athlete can do this to elevate his play,and crush his weaker opponent. This idea was also what born the song by motorhead "Time to play the game".
Hockey playoffs start today so, it's "Time to play the game".

time travel 

n. When one does not remember their previous night, esp. due to a large consumption of alcohol

v. To drink to such a point
Man, I don't remember anything after those Jagermeister shots. I just woke up in bed. I must have been Time Traveling last night.
time travel by b Jones March 22, 2004

Perschbacher Time 

Perschbacher time is the time using radians. Created by Tom Perschbacher in 1982. Facts of the creator
For example 9 o' clock is pi.(In Perschbacher time)
Perschbacher Time by Dominic Davis February 14, 2008

whole time 

all this time (dc slang)
I was tryna wife her but whole time she was rollin
whole time by 202_365247 August 23, 2008

gay old time 

1) To have a very jovial experience, such as with the intake of weed or alcohol.

2) Used by Mr Burns in the Simpsons to describe an event he had when he was younger.

3) An event pre-dating the present and that involved homosexual behaviour.
1) By jove, this Vodka is insubstantial compared to the hydro we were just smoking. But, of course, it does enhance the experience. Ah, what a gay old time we're having.

2) Oh, well, when I was six, my father took me on a picnic. That was a gay old time! Oh-ho, I ate my share of wieners that day.

3) Hey, Oscar Wilde, I hear ya've been having a gay old time down at the Gentleman's Writer club.
gay old time by Rory December 18, 2004