Kid 1: "Mom, I'm hungry...:eats:..Mom, I need more food"
Kid 2: "Mom, tell him to stop looking at me!"
Mom: "I just need one second."
:Mom goes into bathroom:
Kid 3: opens bathroom door: "Mom, he took my toy and won't give it back!"
Mom: "One Second...One Second..One Second...(kid's name), can I just have one second??"
Kid 2: "Mom, tell him to stop looking at me!"
Mom: "I just need one second."
:Mom goes into bathroom:
Kid 3: opens bathroom door: "Mom, he took my toy and won't give it back!"
Mom: "One Second...One Second..One Second...(kid's name), can I just have one second??"
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Dio: The World! Stop time
Dio: One second has passed! Two seconds have passed! Three seconds have passed! Four seconds... Five seconds have passed, Six seconds have passed. Seven seconds have passed! I still feel the power! I can still keep it up! By the way Jotaro, you shouldn't be able to move any longer. You probably gambled on the two seconds before time starts to move again, but you've miscalculated. What a truly magnificent feeling! I feel so good, I could break into song! Eight seconds have passed! One hundred years ago, I attained immortality, but I didn't feel as absolutely wonderful then as I do now! Joestar blood suits me so very well! This is the greatest high!
Jotaro: O-Old man... you were right. Getting mad has gotten me into trouble. But this isn't the end of it. I still have plenty more are to hurl at him.
Dio: Nine seconds have passed! But it appears that stopping time for nine seconds is my current limit.
Jotaro: Y-You bastard...
Dio then hits Jotaro so hard breaking bones in 3 different places, the fight contnues.
Dio will monologue in his "9" Dio seconds despite the fact he has 9 seconds in timestop.
Dio: One second has passed! Two seconds have passed! Three seconds have passed! Four seconds... Five seconds have passed, Six seconds have passed. Seven seconds have passed! I still feel the power! I can still keep it up! By the way Jotaro, you shouldn't be able to move any longer. You probably gambled on the two seconds before time starts to move again, but you've miscalculated. What a truly magnificent feeling! I feel so good, I could break into song! Eight seconds have passed! One hundred years ago, I attained immortality, but I didn't feel as absolutely wonderful then as I do now! Joestar blood suits me so very well! This is the greatest high!
Jotaro: O-Old man... you were right. Getting mad has gotten me into trouble. But this isn't the end of it. I still have plenty more are to hurl at him.
Dio: Nine seconds have passed! But it appears that stopping time for nine seconds is my current limit.
Jotaro: Y-You bastard...
Dio then hits Jotaro so hard breaking bones in 3 different places, the fight contnues.
Dio will monologue in his "9" Dio seconds despite the fact he has 9 seconds in timestop.
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Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents and eight great-grandparents in common.
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1) If you see this right now, know that I love you.
2) If you still see this, know that I didn’t mean it as a friend.
3) If you’re still reading, know that you’re a fucking idiot for not realizing earlier-
But fr tho so many boys catch on to my crushes on them, but it’s been over a year since I started hinting to you. I FREAKING LIKE YOU. Okie?
P.S. pls do not think bad of me, just because it may seem that I got a crush on the first person I talked to. I’ve never been this sure about anything before, nothing compared to the clarity I have gotten from admitting my feelings for you.
1) If you see this right now, know that I love you.
2) If you still see this, know that I didn’t mean it as a friend.
3) If you’re still reading, know that you’re a fucking idiot for not realizing earlier-
But fr tho so many boys catch on to my crushes on them, but it’s been over a year since I started hinting to you. I FREAKING LIKE YOU. Okie?
P.S. pls do not think bad of me, just because it may seem that I got a crush on the first person I talked to. I’ve never been this sure about anything before, nothing compared to the clarity I have gotten from admitting my feelings for you.
Elizabeth Seong is so nice to me, I wish I could date her.
The shy girl seems nice, but she’s dirty-minded. That’s Elizabeth Seong for ya.
I feel bad for crushing on her but I can’t help it; she’s not dumb, but she’ll never know what I mean.
The shy girl seems nice, but she’s dirty-minded. That’s Elizabeth Seong for ya.
I feel bad for crushing on her but I can’t help it; she’s not dumb, but she’ll never know what I mean.
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Apparently the school is a zoo too with the amount of snakes there are and also donkeys
There are multiple vegetables too such as onions but they’re of bad qualities and often smell bad and rotten
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There are multiple vegetables too such as onions but they’re of bad qualities and often smell bad and rotten
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