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by TigsyB May 14, 2011
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by Kashmando October 3, 2011
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boy one: hey, i fucked jane last night
boy two: no way! shes not a whore, shes a prude
boy one: nah, man she's a smart whore.
boy two: no way! shes not a whore, shes a prude
boy one: nah, man she's a smart whore.
by #beentheredonethat November 7, 2011
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I was talking to Carl about an episode of Breaking Bad and he lectured me about all the science that's wrong with the show, while using words he knows that I don't know, just to show how he is the smartest guy in the room and I am not
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