Skip to main content

Robert Peston

A banker's shill.
He is among the first liars to peddle the British Bankers Association propaganda that, "we {all} borrowed too much".

You are either moronic or dishonest if you declare individual borrowers are responsible for the total amount lent to all borrowers. You are either moronic or dishonest if you declare banks aren't.
Peston isn't a moron, therefore he is a liar.

To deduce Peston is a banker's shill it is enough to hear him describe the £14bn misselling of PPI over a decade by virtually all the banks as 'sincerely following the rules'. No honest intelligence worthy of that description could use sincere of the banks in this context. Ergo he is a deceitful, lying, corrupt, banker's shill.
You need more? OK.
The energy firm SSE were guilty of identical misselling of domestic power, to the tune of about £5 million. Peston deduced dishonesty, he said - "the statistics suggest there was something pretty rotten at the core of the industry", BBC News, 5 April 2013.

One misselling of £14bn (possibly £24bn) over a decade is 'sincerely following the rules', and another identical fraud worth £5 million 'shows a rotten core'.

The difference in describing these two tales of identical misselling is simply too different to be both explained and innocent.
Are you deducing what I'm deducing?

Any honest intelligence reviewing the facts is forced to conclude that Robert Peston is corrupt and, applying Occam's razor, that he is in the pockets of the BBA. Ergo - Banker's Shill.
by Harry Alffa June 17, 2013
mugGet the Robert Peston mug.

robert pitchford

A crazy and out going man. He is always going to make you smile! You know when he is coming.
Man you are such a Robert pitchford, laughing like that!
by Hi for January 12, 2014
mugGet the robert pitchford mug.

Robert Surace

Oh my god Robert is such a Robert Surace
by oofegg January 4, 2018
mugGet the Robert Surace mug.

Roberth

Brown eyes and a beautiful smile. Just perfect.
Person: Who's that hot boy over there?

Me: My future boyfriend, Roberth.
by AR2003 March 2, 2018
mugGet the Roberth mug.

Robert D

A gay guy, hes amazing. Hes the most amazing person on earth. Hes nice to most people. Hes really good at giving head and he loves it. Hes just a magical thing to have around.
“Wow, Robert D is so amazing! Hes also so good at head.” ;)
by That one Hoey Hoe September 7, 2018
mugGet the Robert D mug.

Roberto the pigeon

A stupid ratty old pigeon who looks nasty on camera
Person who isn’t Eva: ROBERTOOOOO SMILE FOR THE CAMERA!!

Have you seen Roberto the pigeon today?
by Robbie the pigeon October 11, 2018
mugGet the Roberto the pigeon mug.

Robert

Robert is a person who will probably dream about having sex with u all night and picture u naked in his math classes which is y he fails with it he has the strangest hobbies and u would be unlucky to have a Robert say next to u as he may start picturing things, although him thinking he’s rlly cool when he laughs everyone thinks a cat is dying and whenever he walks past girls they run away so he went bi and moved schools
Girl 1- oh hell yh girl
Girl 2- oh no look who’s coming 😱

Robert- hey

Everyone runs away)

Robert- laughs)
Girl 1- omg there’s a cat in destress help it maya
Girl 2- no that’s just robert
by True pseudonyms 😂 February 9, 2019
mugGet the Robert mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email