Keith Richards

Greatest Musician to ever live & grace the souls of millions of humans. Misunderstood by prunes & people lacking class & libido all over the world.

'Who wrote that God given soulful rock n' roll music?'

'Keith Richards did'.

by Astorre May 5, 2013

The old bob richardson

Slang for receiving a blow job

Mary gave me the old bob richardson last night.

by robertxyyz123 October 9, 2009

James Richardson

Guitarist for the band MGMT. Known for his god-like qualities, epic hair, and "Crazy Eyes" during performances.

James is considered by some to be the most cuddly member of MGMT, but others would argue that this title belongs to either bassist, Matt Asti, or synth-god, Ben Goldwasser.

Mary: Did you watch MGMT on SNL last night? What was up with James Richardson and his crazy eyes?!
Jane: I don't know, but it was DEFINITELY working!

by VonVineharden July 30, 2010

Riccardo

Powerful and strong. A rock you can lean on.
Social and well connected.
You will want to know this guy as doors will open for you in all the right places!

Official definition of the word Riccardo:

You seem to have what it takes to succeed,
To make big decisions and stay in the lead.
When faced with obstacles you show your power,
With your firm resolve, you are the man of the hour.
Your determination and will to endure,
Will make you strong and unbending, steadfast and secure.

I felt lost and unworthy... I wish I knew a Riccardo. Everything would seem more worthwhile.

by eSCALAbur February 3, 2010

ricardo

so ugly and fat and a cunt and i hate him and black

"omg whos that ugly fat black man???"
"ricardo"

by jaauqiavuis June 30, 2022

Ricardo

A very cool guy who makes everyone laugh. Once you meet him, you will want to be his friend right away. He is super cute and very good-looking. He has amazing taste...in music, clothes, food, everything. Every girl secretly wishes that he could be her boyfriend. he is sweet and knows how to treat a girl. he's perfect--in his own little way.the sexiest person on the planet, often refered to as awsome or godly, he is a very nice and handsome person liked by all, all his friends are jeleous of his awsomeness, all the girls wanna be with him and all the guys wanna be him.

Funny>ricardo

by your buuble August 21, 2011

Michael Richards

An American actor best known for playing Cosmo Kramer on Seinfeld, who later became infamous for a racist, obscenity laden tirade in November of 2006 while performing at the Laugh Factory.

Michael Richards took his place alongside Mel Gibson and George Allen as guys whose mouths are bigger than their brains.

by jesster79 November 23, 2006