Opening the Hoover Dam

A slang term for playing with a Tech Deck (with the intent of getting an observer's vagina moist.)

"Time to open the Hoover Dam." *starts tech-decking*
"Holy shit, they're Opening the Hoover Dam."

by tech-decker February 28, 2024

Open-Bell

A cry used when your foreskin isn't protecting your bell-end, and something comes incontact with it, such as walking into a table.

Since the nerves from your bell are extra-sensitve, it tends to hurt.

Phil: OH SHIT PETE!!! OPEN-BELL!!!

Pete: What happened man?!

Phil: My foreskin is in pain from walking into that lampost! Oh gawd that hurt...

by P901 October 24, 2010

Open your purse

Its a phrase used during the protest for the justice of:
George Floyd, Eric Garner, Philando Castile, Michael Brown, Breonna Taylor, Trayvon Martin, Ahmaud Arbery, Tamir Rice, Walter Scott, Natasha McKenna, Kendrec McDade, Sandra Bland, Botham Jean, Oscar Grant, Atatiana Jefferson, Kenneth Chamberlain, Samuel DuBose, and many others.

The phrase was used to get celebrities and big companies to donate to the Philadelphia bail fund.
It originates in the lgbtq+, specifically the gay male community.

Kayla and Alliyah are responding to a thread on Twitter regarding the news that Candance Owens still hasn't donated and decides to call Floyd's death a martyr.

Kayla: "Yeah anyways Candance, just open your purse and zip your mouth. Since you want to use blackout Tuesday as a way to promote your dirty raunchy shit. "

Alliyah: " If you don't open your purse, I will make sure that big forehead of yours will see its last days."

by jesuslover21 June 4, 2020

can opener turn

when someone asks you a question and you turn your head slowly and mechanically while still looking at your computer screen, book, etc to let them know you acknowledge the question

girl: hey, what do you think of this top?
boy: *does the can opener turn*
girl: hey, i'm talkin to you, dont u can opener turn me, see this is the problem in our relationship....
boy: i heard you, i heard you

by taconesh February 25, 2011

The Sterling knight opening

When you start a chess game as white, and for the first 5 turns you only move your knights

“Dang Jimmy! I didn’t know you were familiar with the Sterling knight opening!”

by MrBunBuns1496 April 26, 2025

fucking can opener

1. that bastard piece of shit occasionally electrical appliance that opens cans or doesn't open cans

Number 2. the only Christmas gift mom gave to your ex
3.the Christmas gift your ex still should not have gotten
4. the only bullshit appliance that you can throw away three times and dig it out of the trash when you need it most and the bastard work
5. the one electrical appliancethat you are glad you did not throw it At your ex because the f**Ucker*** sometimes works

"throw that fucking can opener away!"

"I wish I had thrown that fucking can opener at you! but I'm glad I didn't because I needed to open some peaS and cream of children soup!"

"I've lost the handheld can opener please go dig the fucking can opener out of the garbage...so I can try it again. do you believe after one week of using a handheld can opener the electric fucking can opener workEd"

"go to hell you fucking can opener I am throwing you away now!"

"mom don't buy that asshole a fucking can opener for Christmas he's an idiot and may try to use it; he's ugly buy him a paper bag instead."

"that f****** can opener is possessed!"

by Red one... out May 6, 2014

open other celibate down

opposite of "shut the fuck up"
say this to yn's that preach and you wAnt to hear more

no thanks, open other celibate down

by shArtmaster2231sex May 4, 2025