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Mississippi Can Opener

when you're being pegged in the ass by a vibrating monster dildo while trying to take a shit, but you can't shit because your ass is covered by a dildo. this causes you to vomit up all the shit, and proceed to put it in a jar and freeze it for the next day. used the next morning as a stimulant for sexual arousal and prowess.
person 1: "hey babe, you wanna try the Mississippi Can Opener tonight"
person 2: "sure, just make sure you eat up before"
by MississipiMenace December 21, 2022
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Open Gay

The smelling laundry, manipulating food, lying & stealing my stuff! Years of ( Open Gay) buddha way of OK! Queen the death penalty smelly sins! Means : this person lacks religion and uses OK as the excuse to smell into a girls life!
Open gay is a man boy who can’t get a Queen!
by TheBlueLeo April 21, 2019
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Open Face Parkdale Slider

When someone lunges their genitals onto someone's face in a sliding motion, usually involves sweat and welfare.

Also can be defined by a sandwich that includes a piece of bread topped your crushed hopes and dreams.
"After that dinner argument I took your mother into the side room and gave her an Open Face Parkdale slider."

"I'm so poor all I have to eat is this Open Face Parkdale Slider."
by Kdiamondz April 7, 2013
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Garage Opener

A little device that comes with a garage that lets you open the garage.
"Hey can you open the garage, I left my garage opener in the house"
by Tigerjas78 September 16, 2020
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open the wormhole

"How was the male on male sex?"
" Pretty wild. He sat on a plug, had me lube up my hand and forearm then I proceeded to open the wormhole"
by Farn Darngins September 29, 2020
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FBI Open Up

When you are watching TV involving suspicious amonguses in your house
Guy: "I think I'll play some Among Us"
Guy: "Ooh I'm impostor"
Guy: "I think I'll kill this guy"
FBI: "FBI open up"
by MeowMeow3030 February 22, 2025
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