It is when a male human jerks his penis off and ejaculates onto a female human's upper lip then he proceeds to piss on her upper lip thus turning the jizz/semen to a yellowish goo the result is the formation of a golden yellow mustache on her upper lip.
I gave her a golden mustache at the party because I was ragin horny and wanted to get it on then we did it in her parents bedroom and I pulled out my rager and gave her a Golden Mustache.
by Jizz Master/I love rimjobs January 24, 2010
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"Dude, we played Mushy Biscuits last night. It was sick. And I totally lost."
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"I had to eat the cum-biscuit..."
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A legendary mustache shaver. It has been said she can throw a razor blade and take a mustache clean off at 50 paces. It is also said that she travels the world in search of only the mightiest mustaches and shaves them clean.
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Get the mistypo mug.The smell of one's anus. Often relating to a mold/mildew infested mobile home must. The musty smell of sweat and gas that is passed by an individual.
Rex: Damn, that fart reeked of Bum-must!
Shawn: Yup, I worked hard on not cleaning by butt for a week
Shawn: Yup, I worked hard on not cleaning by butt for a week
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Get the mustachio pistachio mug.when a girl is naked on her hands and knees and a man with a mustach puts his nose into the girls asshole and smashes his mustache up against the girls vagina and smooshes it back and forth.
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