joneser

to abuse and/or consume drugs

Nico Malorni is a big joneser

by Nico Malorni April 1, 2008

andruw jones

like the worst player to ever be considered in an mvp race ever. career batting average is like .270, strikes out 90 percent of the time, hits .100 something with runners in scoring position, needs to find another hobby besides throwing his back out swinging a piece of wood.

wow that andruw jones guy just hit the ball a mile, i wonder if him going from hitting 30homeruns to hitting 51 homeruns has anything to do with steiroids. . . .

by johnnie o'toole December 28, 2005

jonesy

A term used to describe a unfair player in a type of game. Normally from a southern decent and competes at a professional level.

We had bob playing with us today and he must of been playing like a jonesy.

by cplzzz October 8, 2009

Jonesy

An adjective to describe a guy who is sweet. He'll talk to you about anything, and won't be a perv. He'll laugh at your joke even if it's not funny. He'll keep your secrets and won't judge you for them. He'll stay up all night to talk to you. He doesn't like when you call him Jonesy. And oh he has a really big dick

Girl: I met this guy, he's not like the rest.
Friend: What's he like? Do you think he's good looking
Girl: Yeah... He's just... Jonesy
Friend: *jealous* Well the nice guys have tiny dicks!
Girl: No wonder you're such a sweetheart

by e.r.a. October 24, 2011

Jim Jones

A rapper who was originally famous for We Fly High. He is now famous because of Pop Champagne. Jim Jones is amazing.

Dayumm..
That Jim Jones is hott.

by Kindahl February 11, 2009

John Paul Jones

The founder of the navy, not to be confused with the Led Zeppelin bassist.

John Paul Jones the navy guy is greater than the bassist John Paul Jones.

by rome clone November 11, 2004

Heather Jones

A bitch who doesn't care about anyone else besides herself.

That girl is a bitch.

Oh that's Heather Jones.

by life.sucks. July 11, 2011