happy trail

a path of hair that starts at the belly button and end somewhere in the pubic region. It doesn't look very good on girls.

That girl has a happy trail, they call it a happy trail, but nobody is happy after seeing it. They should call it a sad trail.

by MCSD April 13, 2005

Happy Nate

when you donkey punch a girl, knocking her out, then shave her head while quickly ejaculating onto her bald dome, then use the semen to glue the hair back on before she regains consciousness.

Dude, i straight up gave that bitch a Happy Nate last night.

by China, Vag, Peppermint Patty December 26, 2007

happy trail

the line of hair that goes from a mans bellybutton to his pubes VERY SEXY

happy trails are really really hot on guys

by happytrailsareSEXY September 13, 2009

happy gilmore

The process of bending a girl over the arm of a couch or whatever, and starting at one end of the room, run at full speed (hopefully you are fully errect) and insert the penis into the vagina.

I bent my neighbor over the arm of my chair and happy gilmored her. Unfortunatelly I was limp and broke my cock.

by David M Ross April 22, 2007

shit happens

Better list of religious versions:

Taoism Shit happens.
Confucianism Confucius say, "Shit happens."
Buddhism If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
Zen Buddhism What is the sound of shit happening?
Hinduism This shit happened before.
Mormonism This shit is going to happen again.
Islam If shit happens, it is the Will of Allah.
Stoicism This shit is its own reward.
Protestantism Let this shit happen to someone else.
Calvinism Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.
Pentecostalism In Jesus' name, heal this shit!
Catholicism Shit happens because you deserve it.
Judaism Why does this shit always happen to us?
Zoroastrianism Shit happens half the time.
Marxism This shit is going to hit the fan.
Atheism No shit.
Seventh Day Adventist No shit on Saturdays.
Existentialism Absurd shit.
Agnosticism What is this shit?
Nihilism Who gives a shit?
Deconstruction Shit happens in hegemonic meta-narratives.
Christian Science Shit is in your mind.
Moonies Only happy shit really happens.
Jehovah's Witnesses Knock, Knock, shit happens.
Scientology Shit happens on page 152 of Dianetics by L. Ron Hubbard
Hare Krishna Shit happens, Rama Rama.
Hedonism There's nothing like a good shit happening.
Rastafarianism Let's smoke this shit.

A fictitious explanation of the origin of this phrase occurs in the 1994 movie Forrest Gump. During his capricious run, an enthusiastic fan running alongside him points out to Forrest that he has just stepped in a pile of dog feces. When Forrest replies, "It happens," the fan replies, "What, shit?", to which Forrest replies, "Sometimes". The fan is then unwittingly inspired to create the "Shit Happens" bumper sticker. wikipedia

by Minthos September 5, 2010

Happy Video Game Nerd

An AVGN wannabe, that's actually quite good. Unlike AVGN, he reviews good games.

Happy Video Game Nerd loves to drink wine!

by Artemidus March 5, 2009

Happy Gilmore

A Drink made out of a mixture of Arnold Palmer Half n Half and Vodka.

Guy 1: Dude what is this shit? its fuckin good! it tastes like arnold palmer
Guy 2: Its a Happy Gilmore. Its Arnold Palmer and Vodka
Guy 1: No fuckin way dude! this shit is awesome!

by Stevie Weevie OT March 23, 2010