That wets my goose

A phrase to use when a funny joke or something erotic makes you feel good.

Example 1-
Girl 1- What did the fish say when it ran in to the wall? Dam!
Girl 2- Wow that really wets my goose.
Example 2-

Girl 1- Wow did you see Channing Tatums New movie, Magician Michealas?
Girl 2- No But the trailer, That wets my goose

by JordanNHS September 16, 2017

silly goose

emerson aka emmy aka best developer aka my emmy aka my favorite silly goose <3

emerson is such a silly goose

by sillygoosex November 4, 2020

Cabbage goose

A person That Is a moron. When you call someone a cabbage goose, you're calling them a fuckass in a friendly way

"oh my god, why Did you fail this simple ass exam? You fucking cabbage goose!"

by God but from ebay February 26, 2022

Goose

To be played for slow, or given the runaround.

As in a reference to duck duck goose, being seen as an easy target to toy with

To be seen as a golden goose, easily bamboozled or tricked

Damn, she tried to goose me and have me pay for her and her girls when she had a man.

That price is too high, dont try to goose me.

by Love is Hasstyle January 17, 2021

Goosing

To refer to the action of being your friends wing-man or wing-woman. This is in reference to the movie Top Gun and the character, Goose, who is the wing man to Maverick.

"I don't mean to be goosing too hard right now but you will not find a better cook than my good buddy."

by Martiniman31 September 16, 2022

Goosed-up tenshitter

The grimy, booger-like substance found on top of urinals in most schools.

I ain't using that urinal, it's covered in goosed-up tenshitter!

by karimmmabdull December 8, 2017

Cutie Goose

Latin name "Anser cygnoides domesticus", sometimes also known as:
- Bored
- Silly goose
- Adorable goose
- Cute goose
- Very cute and very adorable goose

Is a rare domesticated species of the geese originating and currently residing in the netherlands, known for it's cuteness and tendency to get bored quickly.

"I hugged a cutie goose very tightly today, I'd like to hug them again tomorrow also"

by Tsuki Koira October 11, 2022