french tea

A synonym for orange juice.

Nothing like some preservative-filled French Tea in the morning to wake you up.

by cactusman September 8, 2008

french

1. Freedom
2. Coming from France, a country in Western Europe that some Americans find it necessary to make up facts about ("duuuh..the french lose in every war the fight..huhuhuh") because they don't act inferior to the US.

"If you type in 'French Military Victories' in Google, it says "Did You mean 'French Military Defeats'?"
"Not really, it was just some guy that knew how to use Photoshop"

by nj April 27, 2003

French Language

A beautiful language, spoken in France, Switzerland, Monaco, and several countries in Africa. French is a language that "sounds pretty" or sometimes even "sexy" when a hot French man speaks it, using soft delicate words.
It's a language that even when saying the most vulgar phrase in the world, can sound beautiful.

Pierre- Tu es une putain grosse! (you are a fat whore!)
Janice- Aw thanks Pierre! You're so sexy when you speak the French language!
Pierre- Merde. (shit.)

by hotpinkrunningshoes August 24, 2011

French

another way of saying "I give up" or "I forfeit"

This question is too hard, I French

by mozes February 26, 2005

Fratchy

Annoyed, Irritated, Aggravated.

"Stop pestering that Dog, it might become a bit fratchy."

"You know how fratchy Mr Jones will be if you don't hand in that report."

by Jacob Lyons May 23, 2005

French hobble

A method of partially disabling a person by cutting a hole in his scrotum and sticking his foot through it.

If that rotten son of a bitch shows his ugly face around here, I'll put a French hobble on him!

by OldOllie September 25, 2007

french wafflemaker

A sex term in alternative lifestyle groups meaning to take a dump into someone's hand, and that person mashing it into the face of another. Also commonly used slang within same circles to mean someone who probably has pewpy mashed into their face often.

You probably want to duck if you see a french wafflemaker coming your way.

by Ginzso June 26, 2008