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Dart Farmer

An individual who works hard to collect unwanted, discarded and smoked cigarettes. Their only goal in life is to clean up our streets and consolidate their spoils into free cigarettes
Look at that guy picking up those cigarette butts, he must be a dart farmer.
by Joe from Oshawa eh September 22, 2019
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Monkey Farm

A crazy ass place that is filled with people who do nothing but screech and jerk off, often controlled by a tyrannical douche bag named Captain Henry Rhodes
IM RUNNING THIS MONKEY FARM FRANKENSTEIN!
AND I WANNA KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE DOING WITH MY TIME!!!
by The real Sid Vicious January 10, 2020
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Tiny Farmer Jacob

Tiny Farmer Jacob can be also known as a very tiny blonde boy. They are also usually midgets who make fun of other people because they think they’re the shit. Most of them have super high-pitched voices and don’t know when to shut up, most of the time they are tryhards.
Oh my god, Tiny Farmer Jacob is so annoying, he won’t stop talking. He’s still pretty cool tho I guess.
by Johnny Sanders January 20, 2020
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Brain Farm Reject

An unremarkable term from the 90's meaning a person who is smart turns out to be a loner and is obviously stupid. First coined by Ami Mizuno in the Sailor Moon series.
Ami: Melvin told me about you. He said you thought I would be a total snob.
Serena: It was just gossip. (dreamily stares at Ami for no apparent reason ~)
Ami: I also heard you guys think I'm a Brain Farm Reject.
by lanimilbusking May 5, 2020
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Puppy farm

A breeder who is not a Domestic Animal Business.

These dogs can be born and raised in horrible conditions. Living on top of each other without proper vet care. These breeders can often have sick puppies without any health guarantee. Buyers can be left with huge vet bills and with the breeder nowhere to be found.

Even a breeder who may have a nice website could be a puppy farm if they are not a Domestic Animal Business.
I would never get my puppy from a puppy farm!
by The truth of the word May 11, 2020
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Freshmen Farmer

A Freshmen Farmer is a student in a higher grade then a freshmen who takes a liking to freshmen girls or boys. Freshmen Farmers only try to date students who are younger then them. These kids are usually considered weirdos due to the fact that they can't pull women in their age group/grade.
"Did you see ____ trying to pull that freshman girl named _____ ?" .... "Yeah, he's such a Freshmen Farmer."
by Xaiteo September 29, 2020
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Veggie Farmer

I caught Susan digging out another veggie.

She’s a total veggie farmer.
by Mbivvle November 8, 2020
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