Cat Shit Carl 

Cat Shit Carl can usually be observed working at Denny's at 3:00 in the morning on Fridays, easily recognized by his signature sour, ochre-colored cat shit-like stink.

Example:

Bill (to Steve as they are about to enter Denny's after drinking Heavily): I can't wait for my lumberjack slam, that shit is nice!
Steve (upon noticing Cat Shit Carl clearing tables): Dude, we have to eat somewhere else.
Bill: Why?
Steve: Cuz I just saw Cat Shit Carl in there and there is no way I can eat with that greasy cat shit smell lingering around.

Cat Shit Carl by shiteater9000 April 14, 2010

CaT FooD 

an inconspicuous way of saying Calm The Fuck Down, derived from the acronym CTFD. It is shorter than saying CTFD and easier to get away with than actually saying Calm the Fuck Down.

Employee: Sorry I'm late…had to stop at the store
Boss: Again?! One more time and you're fired!!
Employee: cat food.
Boss: what was that?
Employee:uhh..nothing, I had to get cat food at the store

CaT FooD by LuLucidream October 10, 2010

Cat o' nine tails

A type of whip formerly used as a torture device, mostly for lashes in punishment of crimes. It is now used by BDSM partners, though usually without the death and severe wounds.

We hope.

My ass still hurts from that cat o' nine tails she used on me.

Cat o' nine tails by DeaMatrona January 19, 2012

cat scan 

1. What pretty much every doctor orders when they dont know what the hell is wrong with you.
2. The current replacement for physical examination.
3. The reason I will own a Ferarri one day. Also, see MRI.

Otherwise known as: CT Scan, CT, Computed Tomography

I have a headache so instead of trying to figure out why that might be, my doctor protected his ass legally by ordering a cat scan.

cat scan by Flight23 August 7, 2006

Cat Style

Cat style (similar to doggy style) is a sex position in which the female lays on her stomach while arching her ass in the air. The position resembles a cat ready to pounce.

"Dude, me and my girl did cat style last night. I guess you could say I pound the pussy."

Cat Style by Yah Boi Dom October 21, 2009

cat backing

When a drunken tard gets the dry-heaves. They look like a cat when they are trying to get a fur ball up.

Rachel got a dirty gas pump and started cat backing!!

cat backing by Queen B's January 15, 2007

cat house 

Slang for whore house or brothel.

It's also an outdoor shelter for a feline.

"I dumped my man when I found him hanging out at a cat house!"

cat house by Jana November 16, 2004