an inconspicuous way of saying Calm The Fuck Down, derived from the acronym CTFD. It is shorter than saying CTFD and easier to get away with than actually saying Calm the Fuck Down.
Employee: Sorry I'm late…had to stop at the store
Boss: Again?! One more time and you're fired!!
Employee: cat food.
Boss: what was that?
Employee:uhh..nothing, I had to get cat food at the store
by LuLucidream October 8, 2010
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A woman who desires to get married but never does so instead gets a cat. She leads a lonely life and dies alone in her house. Because she has no one in her life, no one notices she is missing from daily life. Her cat begins to starve so it begins to eat her to stay alive.
If my boss doesn't find a man soon she is going to end up cat food.
by Stephen February 15, 2005
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Half of a bum's dinner, the other half being a bottle of muscatel.
Joe and Lottie shared a can of cat food for Christmas dinner under the Tenth Street Bridge.
by The Wog Whomper May 11, 2005
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Semen. Substance consumed by pussies. High in protein with that salty "from the ocean" flavour.
That chick's cat was hungry for my cat food.
by Stçggs September 24, 2006
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A male courting an older female.
Mike is dating that cougar. He is therefore cat food.
by CocoBird February 8, 2012
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My other antidrug. See dogfood.
I was out of dogfood so i used catfood as my antidrug. MEOW MEOW MEOW!
by Aleu April 28, 2003
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