blanketed

When cross with someone, approach them with a blanket from behind. Once close enough, encompass them with said blanket and proceed to pummel them and flee the scene before they realize who has assaulted them.

Bob: *Walking in the parking lot*
Mark: *Persues and throws a blanket over Bob*
Bob: "AoWWW!"
Mark: "Hehe, blanketed!"

by pcaston2 April 4, 2006

blanket e-mail

A general e-mail on a particular subject sent out to a mass audience.

For example a clothes store sending out the same email about a sale out to all of the customers they have stored within their database.

*Company* sent a blanket e-mail to all of their customers today advertising the fact they have an in-store sale on at the moment

by matt11p June 20, 2016

Rap blanket

a imaginary blanket of rap music to help you calm down

i dont have time to com up with a example for Rap blanket

by joedbreeze April 10, 2008

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No comment

Text Received: "Can't believe I shit myself"
Reply: "a blank space"

by jgeoff May 16, 2011

Fuck Blanket

Someone you settle for so that you are warm and sexually satisfied throughout the winter months.

I need someone I don't have to worry about to be my fuck blanket this January.

by Lemon Pippin November 29, 2011

face blanket

This is a simply a beard.

"Hey it's getting cold out"
"I know, it's so cold I think it might be time to grow a face blanket."

by MHSL January 27, 2013

gookie blanket

any blanket a white person would not use, preferred by those of Asian descent. Three out of four gookie blankets are infected with SARS.

Ahhh man that asian kid brought in his gookie blanket for show and tell, we need to get some chicken soup and ginger ale or we'll get SARS.

by Tyrone "The Kid" Jackson March 1, 2008