Full as a butchers pump

Something Pop says.

I’m as Full as a butchers pump

by Georgiadarcychardrew October 19, 2019

Smooth as a pickle

When someone is being incredibly cool and charming. The act of being a suave bastard 😎

Damn that was smooth as a pickle 😍

by Hannah the mad thing May 24, 2020

phyre (as a name)

Phyre is an annoying little sister that never stops talking and always asks five million questions. She plays her laptop out loud when you are trying to watch TV. But she will always love you. And suck her thumb.

My little sister Phyre (as a name) is so annoying, she has been blasting her laptop out loud all day while I'm trying to watch my favorite show.

by Wynterplier November 29, 2020

High as a noodle

When you get so high that your mind rejects reason and becomes an Italian spaghetti/a Japanese ramen.

Bernie: "Hey, how was yesterday at Karen's?"
Max: "Dude, I smoked so much that I got high as a noodle"

by VFortuna February 22, 2021

Flat as a board

Elise

Elise is flat as a board

by AnonymousAssinus March 2, 2021

Straight as a pencil

1. good; fine

2. you're not gay.

1. “How are you man?”
“I’m straight as a pencil dawg 💯”

2. “You gay asf yk that”
“Nah dawg i’m straight as a pencil tf you mean”

by my bf is a milf hunter May 18, 2021

Pissed as a fart

probably a cardi B lyric

sean: hey can u put on cardi B
Cardi B: Pissed as a fart

by Pope Francis OnlyFans July 25, 2021