Zander x zuri

The cutest couple ever thought of

Y/n: did you see that cute couple over there

N/y: they are Zander x zuri

by TheRealTurtlelord September 29, 2022

zuri

a person who sucks dick 24/7

omg that girl must be a Zuri

by randomshroom October 19, 2017

zuriel

the name of alot of phillipinos

guy 1: zuriel's touching himself
zuriel: ...

by zuriel April 13, 2009

Zürich

A very handsome man with a large penis, 6’6 220 lbs and shredded abs, multi-millionaire, 5.0 GPA, and committed to Vanderbuilt for baseball

Omg Zürich is so hot!

by sjdjrjjeee August 19, 2021

zurich day

a day in which you find and beat the heck out of a fat guy, usually with a large forehead.
zurich day actually has no specific date, but it is said to occur every tuesday.

guy: hey, its Joe Rooke ! lets celebrate Zurich day! we can beat the shit out of him using random objects in this room!

Joe: lololololololol pwnorz. i suck teh hax'd penis.

by billo sadgiyev March 6, 2008

Zuribrix

A kick-ass Halfop on the channel #talk. Practices Wiccan by day, and is an old grey Lycanthrope by night. Often considered to be the all-powerful on most SSIRC channels, he's been known to be temperamental. He has a close sidekick named Psitanium who is notorious for making very rude and obscene kick messages.

<%Zuribrix> Please stop being rude, you're distracting channel occupants.
<Samson> Shut up u n33b
<%Zuribrix> Fair enough.
Psitanium sets mode: +b *!*@Swift-5951C547.mob.bellsouth.net
Samson was kicked by Psitanium (GTFO YOU BITCH)

by Islid Davilas January 6, 2008

zufuie

a person who sexually likes zoo animals or used to call some one if none comes to mind.

frank....you damn zufuie!

by pandy_beats_meat October 4, 2009