zen hen

A piece of fried poultry so hot, crispy and delicious that it induces a state of nirvana in the eater.
My African brother, I am in need of some spicy zen hen tenders.
by Buggieboy April 10, 2008
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Zen Hislop

Zen Hislop got the hots for Edwina ngl.
by marmaladë November 09, 2020
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Zen Cha

An expensive tea restraunt that really butters white girls' biscuits
Omg Stef! I want Zen Cha so bad right now, but I'm so broke!!
by chicken sauce 69 August 16, 2018
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Pak Zen

Pak zen is the coolest man in SMPIT UMMUL QURO DEPOK and he is only 19 years old
Pak zen umurnya berapa cui?
by wazgaming24 January 05, 2022
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zen pee

The process of urinating in a euphoric state of being, which creates a feeling of serenity and oneness with the world.
"In the morning, I prefer to experience a zen pee before I have my waffles."
by orgasmic tomatoes November 28, 2014
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zen navigation

Zen Navigation is a form of universal navigation. The technique used, rather than consulting a map, is to find someone who looks like they know where they're going and follow them. It very rarely gets you where you wanted to go but always where you needed to be.
Fuck using the map let's use the trusty old Zen Navigation.
by Scott Universe November 24, 2015
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Zen farting

A particular manner of passing gas that encourages the farter to “step into the fart” with a sense of openness and joy while remaining emotionally detached from the experience itself.
I watched in wonder as my handsome husband deftly demonstrated some especially incredible moments of Zen farting for our rabbits and me immediately after we sold our motorcycles.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 17, 2022
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