zamboner

An erection that develops while, or as a result of, driving a zamboni.

While I was driving the zamboni, I had a zamboner.

It looks like he has a zamboner.

by Chern November 8, 2008

zambortion

The 1:16th scale, retarded love child between a Zamboni and a Street Sweeper. The Zambortion comes fully equipped with a retractible, flexible hose allowing its operator to perform abortions with a flick of the wrist, all the while never having to remove his fat ass from the built in toilet seat. The Zambortion is commonly found wherever there is a sidewalk and most importantly, direct visual contact with an extremely hot receptionist. While saline implants are not a requirement they will however, greatly increase your chances of an elusive Zambortion sighting.

Yo Yaz, I think the Zambortion driver is totally stalking you because he has been cleaning the same spot of sidewalk for like 5 hours. You better put the twins away before he jizzums!

by Yasmine's Stalker June 10, 2005

french zamboni

When you are not happy with someone, for any reason, work yourself up a bad case of swamp ass, then drag it in lines up and down their body while they sleep, leaving behind a distinctly french smell.

She wouldn't go down on me, so I splooged on the back of her work clothes, and gave her a french zamboni

by tanbeidio June 20, 2009

Zamboni Pony

Chicks that are hot for Zamboni Drivers.

Women who want to have sex with Zamboni Drivers. Are called "Zamboni Pony"

by Zamboni Operator January 15, 2014

zamora automotive

noun. A company hell bent on pinching pennies at the expense of their employees. A large company owning many dealerships; most of these drastically underpay their technicians and "miss" spiffs for salespeople.

I just went to a zamora automotive dealership to fix my car, and they did'nt charge me diagnosis time! The parts prices are through the roof though!

by underpaid208493 February 9, 2010

Zambon

it is a venetian surname please do not do what you are doing

good morning i'm federico zambon

by federico September 23, 2003

Zamberlan

Zamberlan, coming from the Italian boot company of the same name. Typically an Italian-American that has rejected his or her heritage and tries to eschew as many ethnic stereotypes as possible, often to the detriment of his/her character/identity.

He won't even eat spaghetti. He's such a zamberlan.

I know you're a total zamberlan, but watch The Sopranos, it's really good!

Zamberlans make me sick; they all think they're wasps.

I tried speaking Italian to a zamberlan but he just looked at me.

by Girlhood Idol September 13, 2009