Wad of toilet paper 

An excessively large amount of toilet paper used to clean one's genitalia or anal area. An excessive amount of toilet paper placed on the female genital in lieu of a sanitary pad.

"I had to use a wad of toilet paper because my period started and I didn't have a pad."
"No wonder you stopped up the toilet with the big wad of toilet paper you use to clean yourself. "

Wad of toilet paper by Eddy8 July 24, 2014

Wad Podge 

When multiple males bust their hot wads of jizz all over the body of a female leaving no inch of her skin uncovered by the hodge podge of man goo.

Rachel did a gang bang last night and we left her with one messy wad podge. She was cover from head to toe.

Wad Podge by Eaton Holgoode June 13, 2018

Wad wiper 

What you clean your penis with after tossing off. Usually the curtains in the dining room but not limited to there

My sisters got some loverly velvet wad wipers in her dining room

Wad wiper by Blade boy gardener March 3, 2004

Wad wiper 

a maid/cleaner at any hotel room who ends up cleaning someone's jizz off the bed, wall or any other place it might have been ejaculated.

My main job title is "maid" but I am merely a glorified wad wiper.

Wad wiper by Katherine January 14, 2004

wad it do 

Is sland for "hey what's up?" or "What are you doing?" I have never used this slang however to ask "what did it do?" lol so anytime you wanna text your friend and say hi, simply say "wad it do?"

friend- "wad it do yo?"

friend2- "not much playa just chillen"

wad it do by salleelzbth April 26, 2009

Wad block 

A box of tissues used specifically for catching semen while masturbating.

Got a new wad block, I'm going home to watch some pr0n

Wad block by HRabbit October 13, 2016

wad and shove 

one of the many methods of shoplifting thongs.

don’t be nervous dude! you just gotta wad and shove em!

wad and shove by yeehawbrotherbro March 3, 2020