Autistic wanna-be Voldemort

Also known as Mr. Peter Dutton.

While president, this Pokémon will reap your “taxes” and use them for nose replacement surgery.

Signs ‘Autistic wanna-be Voldemort are near:
Trees start losing their leaves.
Sky turns grey and cloudy.
Hello neighbour chase music starts playing.
Plants start dying.
Animals go into hibernation.
Taxes “for some reason” raise.
If you believe a wild Peter Dutton is around, call the suicide squad, not for him, for you.

by The professional definers June 8, 2025

voldemort

moldy voldy is king

hey tabby have you spoke to voldemort recently

tabby: no he's been to busy trying to find a nose

by razzly jazzly April 8, 2021

Voldemort

Voldemort-Noun
1)The best wizard ever.

Voldemort is great.

by H4hE3 March 26, 2023

Velveeta Voldemort

Another decription of Trump, playing on his evil nature, and his offensively orange skin tone.

Did you hear about Velveeta Voldemort's new EO? That shit's insane!

by LightRemembered August 31, 2025

The Voldemort

A sexual act involving two to three persons where one person is sitting on an elevated surface, resting their legs on the second person's shoulders. The second person has the back of their head facing the other persons groin. As we know, Professor Quirrell has a face on both the front and the back of the head. With this in mind, this act would involve "The Voldemort" sucking the genitalia of the partner with the back of their head. The third person is optional of course, since their are two faces means twice the fun!

Man I am just SOOOOO horny I just feel like sucking two dicks at once. Unfortunately for me, my mouth isn't big enough to fit two humongous saucy juicy throbbing cocks into one mouth. I have an idea! Let's do The Voldemort! That way I can fit two humongous saucy juicy throbbing cocks into two mouths!

by Kinda an idiot December 13, 2022

Voldemort

He is a pale scanty man without nose..
He used to be 'Tom Marvolo Riddle", who is kinda nerd but sohot, sexy, fabulous, goreous and attractive.

If you keep acting mean like that, you're gonna turn out to Lord Voldemort!

by HarryPotterShouldMarryMalfoy March 22, 2017