unexpecturd

The act of having a sudden bowel movement,
A surprise attack of diahrea,
Not prepared, or unexpected.

"Mykey had an unexpecturd episode last night."
"It was an unexpecturd mess."

by GracieM March 6, 2008

unempty

Opposite of empty. In relation to beer mathematics.

This glass is empty. I shall go unempty it.

by sysrq868 April 25, 2008

Unexpected Shark

Interlocking your two hands in the "Shocker" position, then inserting them into a woman.

I hit her with the unexpected shark!

by pterodactyl donkey punch December 8, 2010

Unexpected Hounddog

When a person with a penis, in a sneaky manor, gets on on all fours like a dog, and tucks their penis and tesiticles between their legs. They then simultaneously shake their phallic-tail and howl at the moon, surprising an unexpecting bystander.

Chris walked around the corner and saw Jamen performing an unexpected Hounddog on a truck.

by Big-Rudy November 27, 2014

unexcellence

A downtrodden feeling one gets from being around people who don't know or strive for excellence. Commonly felt in cities that lack soul such as Washington D.C.

I felt more and more unexcellence while riding the metro into D.C. I was exposed to too many people in sad sack suits that have visible signs of giving their souls to jobs they hate.

by voynich September 3, 2014

uneasywaffle

An girl from TikTok that makes drawing/Art videos.
She has a lot of talent and her fans on her page seem to like her content.

Wow! Uneasywaffle is so good at drawing!

by gayprideisokay May 30, 2019

The Unemployment Zone

Any area of your body that is typically not covered by clothing, on which you have tattoos. Applied most commonly to the forearms and hands.

Player 1: Hey bro, how did your job interview go?
Player 2: Boss told me I got the job, but I'll have to cover up my unemployment zone.

Player 1: Dude, I am so pumped! Tomorrow I get sleeved!
Player 2: Does your boss at that law firm know you're about to enter the unemployment zone?

by The Anarchist in the Library April 15, 2009