A small town in North Texas located between a meth lab and not just a Walmart but a SUPER Walmart. Locals spend their time shopping, dining, and flying rebel flagged behind the beat up trucks that poor black smoke in hopes to kill the elderly and collect on their life insurances. But this small redneck town is not just known for poor dental hygiene, but for some poor shmuck names James Houck that once got busted for glory holing an Australian Shepard in an abandoned hotel bathroom.
by SpankNasty November 9, 2018
Get the Lipan, TX mug.Small,podunk where all there is to do is hang out in the WalMart parking lot. Or get kicked out of the "world famous" 24 hour Dairy Palace. Once a month those that live here go crazy because people fill our town to attend The Largest Flee Market calld First Monday Trades Days. 99.9% of the people that attend this cant drive!
To sum it up Canton,Tx is NOT the place to be!
To sum it up Canton,Tx is NOT the place to be!
by redneckgirl93 January 23, 2011
Get the Canton,Tx mug.
Kingwood texas is the worst place to live; point blank. Its home to druggies, skanks, snobs, and superficial people.
the people here are self absorbed and love good drama. Kingwood High School and Kingwood Park High School really arnt that different other than the fact that they hate one another. they have their own cliques, they suck at football and they consist of a great deal of money. people think they are automatically "cool" if they smoke weed or drink, and smoking weed is pretty much a contest as to who can get the highest. its very rare you find a girl who hasnt had sex. sex is another major problem in kingwood, almost every week you hear about whos had sex with who and whos pregnant with whos baby. Kingwood is the biggest joke of a town.
the people here are self absorbed and love good drama. Kingwood High School and Kingwood Park High School really arnt that different other than the fact that they hate one another. they have their own cliques, they suck at football and they consist of a great deal of money. people think they are automatically "cool" if they smoke weed or drink, and smoking weed is pretty much a contest as to who can get the highest. its very rare you find a girl who hasnt had sex. sex is another major problem in kingwood, almost every week you hear about whos had sex with who and whos pregnant with whos baby. Kingwood is the biggest joke of a town.
ive lived in kingwood tx. my whole life and hated every minute of it. im in my teens and thank god im graduating next year. ive dropped most of my friends that ive known most of my life due to the fact that they are all now either sluts or major druggies, or both. i dont relate to anybody here not even my teachers...they too are snobby. i cant wait to leave!
by hateskingwood February 1, 2010
Get the Kingwood Tx. mug.Small town located in Texas border, 5x 6 man state champs where you will get shot if you get to some rancher land and will get pulled over by a state trooper for no reason
by Alv!!! March 12, 2019
Get the fort hancock TX mug.by Jessarya October 9, 2008
Get the Wichita Falls, Tx. mug.A small, po-dunk little town where the teenagers have nothing better to do than get pregnant, smoke pot, do coke and drink until they can't stand up anymore. The same goes for Kaufman and Crandall
Carlos: Hey Tom, let's go to Scurry, Tx! You know there's some bad ass party's out there.
Tom: I dunno Carlos, I think I did too much crack the last time we went out there.
Tom: I dunno Carlos, I think I did too much crack the last time we went out there.
by Wanker123456 March 6, 2009
Get the Scurry, Tx mug.