Twottened

When you get caught illegally pirating stuff by your ISP, you have been twottened. Being twottened the first time is ok, but the second or third time, you're screwed.

Joe: AH SHIT!
Andy: What?
Joe: I got twottened.
Andy: That sucks!

by Ghangis24 June 1, 2009

Twott

Twott, a vagina, cunt, or a dumb arrogant piece of shit

That twott fucked my day! My twott hurts after that hammering!!

by Proper English July 31, 2016

TwoTone

A person with two different colored nipples visible from lenghts of up 25 feet.

Holy shit jon look that dude is twotoned

by HavicBliss January 26, 2009

Twote

If someone is a bit of a scrote and a bit of a twat, then they're a Twote.

You know what, he's a real twote.

by Bonny lad November 30, 2004

these twotoo

Particular repetitive reference

Going be these twotoo a precedent has been set for all to be oh so hunky dory.

by Hercolena Oliver October 18, 2008

twotter blading

When a man uses a roller blade boots wheels to please a woman on her genitals.

"I was twotter blading with her last night."

by robinrobinrobin2013 September 19, 2013

twoto

to type really fast and make many spelling errors

Dude, go to Google. Are you having twoto or something?

by fuzzyfingers August 21, 2008