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God is the Supreme being and creator of all things according in the World of Darkness.

Generally, mortals identify God with the monotheistic deity presented by some religions. According to the Abrahamic religions, this god is named as Yahweh, Elohim, Jehovah or Allah. In China, he is known as the August Personage of Jade. That being said, he has many identities and purposes that span across the world.

God was the first being to exist. According to this belief God had no creator and was never made; he has always existed and was present at the beginning of the universe, known to the mages as the Prime. According to the tradition, God created the world and the universe by His divine will and power. God's motivation for creating the world is not explicitly explained in scripture, but it is believed to have been an act of divine love and kindness. He is seen as the supreme and transcendent being, who chose to create the universe and everything in it as an act of love and providence.
The twotd (word of the lord) says Caine was cursed by God for murdering his brother Abel. Cainite mythology holds up to a high degree, with the story of Caine and Abel recognized by vampires that predate Judaism, and in certain cases recorded by Vampires at some time before Judaism. Special mention of this is made in Demon: The Fallen, where the stories of a certain desert tribe turn out to be unusually accurate - if, from Lucifer's point of view, biased. Obviously, Demons believe in God as much as they believe in themselves. Demons knew God, but their interpretation of God is tied up in a complex love/hate relationship represented by their Torment. Whatever Demons knew of God, however, they don't know what God is doing right now.

The Kuei-jin believe they know the answer to that one, however. According to the Wan Kuei, the "August Personage of Jade" turned his face on them when he cursed them, much like he did to the Yama Kings when he cursed them. The Wan Kuei believe in a god, they just don't necessarily believe that he's a forgiving god. They know this because they returned from their afterlife in the Yomi Hells.
Twotd by Bad C dev November 17, 2024
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Twitdusky 

When a grown-ass man creepily stalks high school football recruits on Twitter, in the hopes of convincing them to attend the college of which they are a fan.
I'm gonna twitdusky that 5-star quarterback until he signs with Bama. Roll Tide!
Twitdusky by The_Phew September 26, 2018
Twoti has the same consistency as lmth (last month this happened)
Twoti by Htsbfsdg June 15, 2018

Zero Twosday

A weekly holiday that celebrates Zero Two, one of the best and most amazing girls in anime.
Uncultured swine: "Hey today is Tuesday isn't it?"
Me, an intellectual: "Incorrect you imbecile, for today is Zero Twosday!"
Used to describe putting two fingers into a girl's ass.
I gave that bitch the hardest twoadin she's ever had.
twoadin by G Murda August 4, 2007
( This Week On The Internet) The Best Show On YouTube by YouTuber WillNE. You should go and watch it

#Sub2WillNE
TWOTI by YesBigDaddyDolan January 30, 2019
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Respectfully 

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