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turtleneck

when you rip off the top of a condom so it is just covering your shaft, while the head gets free reign to bust a nut anywhere. typically used to maximize pleasure and plant your seed without the girl's consent.
"I turtlenecked that bitch last night dog. Planted that seed no doubt!"
by The Greek Gods December 25, 2008
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baby's first turtleneck

The moment during vaginal childbirth when the baby's head first emerges from the vulva resulting in a "Collar-O-Giner"!

The vagina forms a collar-like apparatus.
"Nowadays it is fashionable for baby's first turtleneck to be suede-like but during the 70's, the style was Angora!"
by GOFS February 4, 2010
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Factory Tight Turtleneck

A euphemism for the vagina of a woman that has never had children.
Well, she had a factory tight turtleneck if you get my drift
by rocket69 August 3, 2010
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turtlebation

Turtlebation is the disgusting practise of masturbating turtles for sexual gratification.
Enos, a dwarf albino hunchback, practised turtlebation openly, until he was strung up by a lynch mob for his perversion.
by scodder April 9, 2010
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Turtleneck

A covert breach at the condom's tip prior to application, causing the contraceptive device to slide to the base of shaft. Resembling a turtleneck and resulting in more pleasurable intercourse. This is an advanced maneuver that could result in serious consequences, including but not limited to any number of stds and/or as serious as fathering a child with a woman whose name you might not even know.
Thotsaid I was a man slut and had to wrap the weenie up. So I used the turtleneck instead of smashin her with a floppy.
by Awes0me_sauCe September 24, 2016
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Turtleneck

To wrap one's hands around the opponent's neck, simulating that the opponent is wearing a choking turtleneck
Cuz if you step one closer imma turtleneck yo ass!-random stylish thug
by TurtleneckSupreme May 25, 2016
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barbie turtleneck

when you shove a barbie doll so far up your ass only the head sticks out
I lost my dildo so I gave myself a barbie turtleneck
by sickfuckingsickboy February 1, 2010
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