Turdfing

The desperate urge to crap when no toilet is handy and having to use the nearest garden/lawn.

Barry. I really need a shit.

Dave. Nip into that garden and give the lawn a good turdfing.

by gotgcoalman July 9, 2016

Turbin Dick

Inserting tampon into male urethra via vaginal intercourse. During this action pulling outbid vagina while leaving tampon in urethra then smashing the cotton over the penis head while trying to insert penis into rectum.

Sally and I got so wasted that lastnight, man we both horny. We got after it so quick that she didn't have time to pull her tampon out so I ended up getting a turbin dick.

by Admiral foreskin August 8, 2017

turbinca

Our lord and saviour. We have to praise It in order to go to heaven.

Turbinca is everything and nothing. Turbinca is love. Turbinca is death. Turbinca is life.

by The prophet 267272 April 22, 2018

Turdbiscuit

An annoying sibling.

Elijah my brother is a turdbiscuit.

by Thekingsmells December 29, 2019

Turdling tardis

When 2 people are doing anal and the the fellow giving it pulls out and the fellow on the receiving end shits a bit and the turds look like animal crackers.

Step Sis: "Step bro, what are you doing?!"
Step Bro: *pulls out*
Step Sis: *falls and hits head* UNGH! I j-just cronged...

Step Bro: "Mmm... Your turds like animal cwackers... UwU lemme eat! Nya! Holy shit did you turdling tardis!"
Step Sis: "Pass me some!"

ellipses... FUCK YOU!

by Spicytoots2012 May 22, 2020

turdling

a term used to describe the motion of a turd, when clenching cheeks, the turds keeps peeking in and out like a turtle head from its shell

fuck, once I start turdling, I knew clenching wouldn't help, I droped a loaf right on the sidewalk.

by CyberFist December 17, 2020

Turdinator

A gun that shoots turds at such high speeds it can penetrate the skin, causing severe rug burns wherever shot

Darren: “Yo dude watch out my guy! That man has a Turdinator!”

Bob: “You’re right broski! Thanks for the warning!”

by Turdinatormaster3000 January 17, 2022