trouser smile

When an attractive female makes you feel happy in the pants.

That bird was so cute, she gave me a trouser smile.

Her booty was so fine, I got a massive trouser smile.

trouser smile by chilli sauce February 24, 2013

Trouser Tug 

A discreet method for a male to give himself a quick wank inside of his trousers. Generally performed by masturbating the genitals with the hands placed in one or both of the pants pockets. Occurs commonly in public places or during work hours when open masturbation would be very problematic or one cannot move to private location for relief. Trouser Tugs generally do not reach full climax due to the mess and problems associated with the appearance of Trouser Gravy.

Dan was so horny at work sitting in his cubicle while on conference call. Since he couldn't leave the call to go to the men's room for a quick wank to blow his load, he chose to sit at his desk and give himself a Trouser Tug instead. He chose not to cream himself and blow Trouser Gravy as he had to meet with his boss after the call.

Trouser Tug by Eaton Holgoode September 30, 2015

Trouser Submarine 

A Trouser Submarine is a large penis which is used to destroy male anuses and male anuses only.

Oh go harder man, I want you to use your Trouser Submarine on me and throw your sea men overboard into my anus

Trouser Submarine by batthule June 24, 2011

To trouser 

Transitive verb. Slang, meaning to accept a bribe or some other sub rosa payment, usually in cash. That is, to take the money and slip it into your trouser pocket.

Mr Fayed offered a brown envelope and Hamilton trousered it straight away.

To trouser by kilkrazy January 3, 2005

One-Eyed Trouser Snake 

A variation on the ever-popular "Trouser Snake", however the prefix added to insure that there is no doubt to what exactly the person is referring to which is coiled in his pants. That is to say, a penis, especially one of considerable length, doubly so if it's snake-like, and almost most certainly if the possesor of said wang must tuck it in his sock or coil it up. See also- Trouser Snake

"Xavier, a refined gigalo on the streets of Canterbury, could raise a generous tuppence with the help of his one-eyed trouser snake"

One-Eyed Trouser Snake by Sekkai December 13, 2003

trouser trumpet 

A loud but musical breaking of wind, or fart.

"As a hush descended on the dinner room at Hogwarts, just as Dumbledor rose to speak a sudden sharp trouser trumpet honked into the air. Ron Weasley looked as red as a beetroot; In fact, it was Hermione who in typical muggle fashion had done it, but was willing to pass it on to Ron."

trouser trumpet by D F Stuckey July 9, 2004

trouser elephant 

When one pulls the insides of your pockets out and also pull his dick out

Look at my trouser elephant

trouser elephant by Paul January 17, 2004