tofu purse

a vegetarian woman's genitals. a specification of the general term "spam purse"

man 1: "I could see Betty's spam purse her skirt was so short." man 2: "No, dude. Betty, has a tofu purse, she's a vegetarian."

by duvzy omalley September 26, 2010

Tofu Scramble

A three-way with a couple of vegetarians and/or vegans. Or, any sex act involving a person with the nickname "Tofu."

Bart had a hot and steamy Tofu Scramble when his girlfriend Chrissy invited her friend Persephone into their bed after an intimate vegetarian gathering.

**or**

When Tofu hooked up with Lucy, she had her first experience with a Tofu Scramble and totally needed to change her sheets.

by The Grimm Reaper May 30, 2018

Tofu cough

When a Individual turns vegan and eats to much Tofu. Said individual develops a tofu cough that reeks of butt.

Terri’s coughing smells like butt. Although it’s not contagious. Lee be careful she may have the tofu cough.

by MilfandTats June 11, 2018

Tofu Shit

Lesbian poop play. aka scatophilia without meat.

"Yo, did you hear that Leanne and Sara did a tofu shit together?"

by mynameisbobbyross December 10, 2018

Tofu

Verb. To penetrate someones vagina and/or anus with one or more toes.

I'm going to tofu the shit out of her tonight!

by Josh Collopy December 13, 2018

Tolu

A girl or boy from west african origins, Nigerian Yoruba, short for Toluwalope, Tolulola, Tolulope, Toluwalase,
Toluwalogo, Toluwalose, Toluwanimi, etc. meaning God be glory or others things having to do with praising God. Kind, intelligent, loving, and helpful. Tolu is probably one of the greatest people you will ever meet.

Tolu has a really good personality.
Some people even try to act like them 🙄

by ilyjesus May 21, 2020

tofuplays

An ugly yellow guy who is racist and spends all his money on robux and doesnt contact with his familly at all

Hey jon did you hear about that tofuplays on the block named poop he is such a fagot

by Drkestonugly July 12, 2020