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All Timers Disease

A disease that affects surfers in which they always thinks the surf is always "all time" or really good when in fact it is bad which could be but not limited to small, windy, choppy, or sloppy.
Watching the small windy surf from shore and a surfer affected by all timers disease comes to the beach exclaiming "BRAH its epic, just had so much fun!!"
by mlqhawaii June 20, 2019
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Turkey Timer has popped

To be past one's prime; no longer desirable or relevant, AND be oblivious to the fact.

Related expressions include "His ship has sailed", "old news", "yesterday's potatoes".
"Did you hear Chevy Chase is getting a new show this fall?"

"No way, man... talk about a guy whose turkey timer has popped."
by AP in DC May 15, 2008
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November 11th, National Timer Pic Day

on November 11, take timer pics and post them on social media.
OMG! It's November 11th, National Timer Pic Day!! You know what that means...
by yuhhhhh18 November 11, 2020
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timerize

The act of becoming one with your inner Tim. (I.E. the use of too many ass, penis, whore, or fuck references)
You timerized me.
by jEEbUs March 4, 2004
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Pausing the oven timer

Last night I went over to Stacy’s and I was pausing the oven timer
by Lucifer_23 January 28, 2024
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Young guns and old timers

When you need an excuse to have both younger generations of talent but also keep some old guys around the shop for experience even though they don’t know shit cause they are old and forgot
Their staff is full of young guns and old timers
by tracknation66 August 13, 2025
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Coffee Timer

In most towns and cities, coffee time is generally "dirtier" then tim hortins or starbucks for example. Coffee time ussually has the scrubs and the cheap hood rats or hoes near it mosst likely found in the poor part of town (Ghetto).
The name coffee timer refers to some one being dirty or whore like.
John: That chick slept with the entire foot ball team...

Tyler: Wow, what a dirty coffee timer...
by Tyler1234567890 April 3, 2008
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