needle dick

a small thin penis

Vadim is a "needle dick"

by r3n October 28, 2002

The Needle Drop

An insufferable megadork; the physical embodiment of the word "annoying".

Next time The Needle Drop's bespectacled muzzle shows up when I google an album title, I may projectile vomit at the screen.

by flyingteapot July 23, 2018

needle bottom

A person who derives pleasure from a form of SM play in which one receives temporary piercings in any number of places on their body, genitals, nipples, and/or less often face with with sterile hypodermic needles.

David is such a hardcore needle bottom that if play piercing was an olympic sport, he'd definitely have a shot at winning.

by normalname71 January 28, 2011

flesh needle

Small Dick

I hit her twice with my Flesh needle and she still didnt feel it!

by Skinny dick October 5, 2017

the needle teedles

a) a group of elite beings exhibiting behaviour of extreme weirdness

b) a rare and unique case of adding 'eedle' into any word because you're a bomb a$$ b*tcheedle and nobody can f#ck with you

a) when I'm with my needle teedles, nobody can touch me. I'm untouchabeedle.

b) I needle my Natteedle becauseedle sheedle is the besteedle and I miss her so much mucheedle :3. Oh no, I've got a case of the needle teedles!

by Schnaike September 9, 2020

under the needle

Getting a tattoo

"Dude I'm getting more ink today"
"Ahh, going back under the needle"

by fawn_dillmiballs October 8, 2013

Weedle a Needle

A reference to sexual intercourse,

Person 1: Hey, do you have any plans for tonight.
Person 2: yeah, I'm going to weedle a needle.

by Ihatethis2 July 20, 2016