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Text Lagger

A person that stops texting in the middle of a convo!!! Resuming it later when you have forgotten about them and you look at your phone later and they have continued the convo losing all relevance. VERY irritating!!!
You.. Let's meet at 4 2morrow....

NO REPLY....

2 hours later...

Friend/TEXT LAGGER .....Ok but I can only meet you at Starbux..
by SabrinaBear February 17, 2009
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Text Swing

When the conversation of a text takes an all of a sudden change in mood.
Bob: Dude i had this girl wanting me like crazy in a text
then when i responded back she sent i hate you and never want to see u again.

Frank: Talk about a text swing
by 8Dr Pepper8 May 25, 2010
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Text voice crack

The phenomenon that occurs whenever you go to capitalize the first letter of a word while accidentally having Caps Lock on.
You: Hello!
Friend: hELLO!
Friend: Whoops, sorry, I had a text voice crack
by EddieTristes August 29, 2022
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Entered Text Standoff

An awkward standstill when two people realize they are typing to each other at the same time. They both stop typing to see if the other person responds first.
Jenny and I never finished cybering. I wanted to read her arousing message first but we engaged in an Entered Text Standoff
by SpyderNinja June 18, 2009
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Blitz Text

The texting of a message to one person by 3 or more people simultaneously en masse. The contents of the text are typically vulgar or shocking, with the intent of eliciting a response. This technique is often used to impose a feeling of guilt on the text recipient.
Gareth just bailed on dinner tonight.

Damn, lets all blitz text him and maybe we can get his ass out of bed!
by cgibbs87 November 14, 2010
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Twinky Text

A Text Message in which Samurri will never know the meaning of.
Hannah: I just Twinky texted Ceasar!
Jeff:Wtf is a Twinky Text??
Hannah: well wouldnt You like to know!(;
by twinkytexter November 18, 2010
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break up via text

When a coward is too self absorbed to give you the common decency of a phone call or face to face break up.
Break up via text
‘He broke up with me via text’

‘What a coward, grow some balls
by Cali girl 😕 October 13, 2017
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