Math Teacher

A person who failed english.

Our asian math teacher could not speak english so he became a math teacher.

by Kamuela April 1, 2009

hot for a teacher

when you have a smokin, hot burning, teacher that give you a boner

Ms. Smith gives me a boner everyday in my 3rd period.

by mike and ian November 29, 2004

Tech N9ne

unparalleled master of rhyme; scientific blend of technique and numerology: nine is the number of completion--nine months of pregnancy, nine lives, 360 degrees (a complete rotation 3+6+0=9)the completness is not 'finished' but 'mastered,' the technique is complete heat.

Psycho alpha skitso Tech N9ne.

by Philip Murillo November 7, 2003

tech n9ne

simply the best rapper alive, and he aint kiddin about the caribu lou.

no matter what japetoe says, tech n9ne is the best!!!! Domonic thinks the word japetoe is funny. LoL

by 707mattfromVallejo October 16, 2008

Eastern Tech

A school that's so completely overrated. Everyone in middle school wants to go there and act like getting in determines the fate of your life. The people that got in just assume they are better than you (I would know, I am one). But the entry test was literally about basic 6th grade geometry so you'll pass if you're not too white or too black. despite what people say, it's only a little bit more workload. Everyone, and I mean EVERYONE has at least a few friends. Cliques? Hell yeah. Sluts/Jocks, Ghetto/Rachet, Smart, AP, Non AP, and probably the biggest one, filipinos. Jesus Christ might as well put a jollibee in this bitch. You will likely date a a Filipino, but it's ok, they are fine as fuck. You may have trouble finding your clique, but you'll get there, and may even fall into a couple. Teachers are assholes, no matter what you've heard. To teachers, if you're not in AP, you will be homeless. Rarely any fights, the people that talk shit are too white to do anything else. If you make a name for yourself, you will thrive. Pick your friends wisely, and just a heads up, Asian friends are the best. Oh yeah, FOOTBALL, FOOTBALL, FOOTBALL. Want to try out for the soccer team? You'll probably get in, which means nothing though. No teacher or principle or guidance counselor will understand your problems, which is why I put even more emphasis on making good friends. The magnets are pretty ok, but unless you do IT or engineering, you mean nothing. Good luck!

Kid 1: you go to eastern tech?

Kid 2: yeah
Kid 1: I'm so sorry. But also, fuck you.

by Probably smarter than you August 5, 2017

Teacher humor

Jokes or remarks relating to a teacher's subject or material, that usually only the teacher finds funny. When the teacher is awkwardly laughing into silence, you know that she has used teacher humor.

Teacher: Today we will be studying pi! Not, not cherry pie! (laughs)

Students: ...

Teacher humor.

by glassjawx November 12, 2010

Shitty Teacher

1. Consumes 4 liters of Mt. Dew per day.
2. Gets wtfpwned by any intelligent question.
3. Cannot tell the difference between white tic tacs and narcotics
4. Tells stupid ass jokes.

That sure is a shitty teacher!

by Killinmesmalzz January 13, 2009