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guac tease

At Chipotle, when you order guacamole with your burrito, and they inform you that it's two dollars extra.
"I was all looking forward to this burrito, but I only had eight dollars. Lousy guac tease."
by Andrewconda January 20, 2010
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spring tease

When the temperature in cold winter months is 50+ °F after being in the 30s °F, then returns to cold weather a day or two later.
I am enjoying this 50 °F spring tease in January but the cold weather is coming back tomorrow.
by AlbertBNormal January 25, 2010
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queer tease

A hot ass straight dude who likes to show of his muscular body, and brand name underwear around some dorky gay or bicurious guy. He will immediately bring up his girlfriend into the conversation, but still attempt to carry on a "friendly" conversation with the gay guy as if to say "look but don't touch." Like female cock teases, the queer teases' actions are selfish, ego pumping bullshit that expresses contempt for those "lesser" than him, as well as a desire to maintain and perpetuate the status quo by putting the gay "nerd" in his place simply by being better than him, rather than actually calling him out as a nerd.

queer teases are evil dumb shits, and true geeks should immediately get sarcastic on their stupid jock asses and then leave immediately, perferably with a completely offensive and off color remark, or even just a plain insult like "your music sucks" or "your culture sucks", etc. Since most queer teases like to listen to shitty rap songs like "N Love Wit a Stripper" , insulting their music is safe, and totally accurate.
gay dude's friend: that jock dude is really friendly with you.

gay dude: yeah, but he's just a queer tease. He wants me to know he's better than me.

gay dude's friend: What a dumb deusch.

gay dude: yeah! Fuck him!
by ungrateful unmanagable dickweed December 14, 2006
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Weasel-teaser

A girl, usually between the approximate ages of 19 and 30, of exceptional natural beauty, and who therefore causes 'wowsers in the trousers' of all men who lay eyes on her.

The male in this situation generally feels the desire for said lady to tease his weasel, possibly squeeze the weasel (depends what you're into), please his weasel, and if all goes well, make the weasel sneeze.

**Not to be confused with chocolate weasel teaser**
Dave: Whoah! Dude, this city is full of weasel-teasers; I love it!

Boris: Yeah man...daaaymn! See that girl over there? She could tease my weasel all day!
by The Noceros February 19, 2010
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Rick tease

A person (usually a male) with a new can of dipping tobacco who neglects to make the socially expected offer to fellow chewers upon entering a group situation, or refuses to share his tobacco with others. Being a Rick tease is widely frowned upon around bonfires, four-wheelers, and 30-racks of Busch Light, especially in Onalaska.
Hooter: "Hey Dirk, y'anna toss me that can?"

Derek: "Nah man, go buy your own can, ya know?"

Hooter: "Quit bein' such a Rick tease, ya'sshole!"

Derek: "Man, you bett'r be thankful y'ain't a Triad, man..."
by JuhCoby25 December 7, 2010
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Geezer Teaser

An insult for a bad movie employing former A-list (now Z-list) celebrities, especially old male action heros, to spend only a few days acting in a movie so that it can be promoted with a known star. The movie has cheap production and very bad quality.

It's unclear whether the term refers to the the audience for such a movie (old people tricked into paying for a bad movie by a former star who only their age group would recognise), or the elderly actor cashing in on their reputation for very little effort.

The insult implies that the movie's production is a passionless cash grab, tricking an audience into paying for a movie with known actors but with minimal effort elsewhere. Such movies may have a cliché story, bad acting, bad cinematography, bad special effects, and so on, because the production was churning out movies.
Steven Seagal is in so many Geezer Teasers these days

You can skip 'Contract to Kill' it's a Seagal Geezer Teaser

I'd watch that Geezer Teaser
by holloway March 8, 2022
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cock-a-tease

a girl who flirts and leads on every guy and cant control herself. May not seem like a bad person, but FLIRTS WITH EVERY SINGLE GUY SHE KNOWS. She will instantly ditch you after a week, the longest, for her next victim. Friends who are girls dont exist, you destroyed them all.
Tara is such a cock-a-tease, do you see her flirting with Justin.. isnt she dating Greg?!
by room401sisters October 29, 2009
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