Weasel-teaser

A girl, usually between the approximate ages of 19 and 30, of exceptional natural beauty, and who therefore causes 'wowsers in the trousers' of all men who lay eyes on her.

The male in this situation generally feels the desire for said lady to tease his weasel, possibly squeeze the weasel (depends what you're into), please his weasel, and if all goes well, make the weasel sneeze.

**Not to be confused with chocolate weasel teaser**

Dave: Whoah! Dude, this city is full of weasel-teasers; I love it!

Boris: Yeah man...daaaymn! See that girl over there? She could tease my weasel all day!

Weasel-teaser by The Noceros February 19, 2010

chocolate weasel teaser 

a homosexual

Mihalis is a chocolate weasel teaser because he is prone to lubricating his wang and cramming it up the rectum of men, especially those unready or unsuspecting.

chocolate weasel teaser by bose February 17, 2004

tease the weasel

To aggitate a man untl he is horny but slightly agressive.

Matthew Wirick bit Zac Danic after Zac tease the weasel a bit too much. Matthew was aroused and aggitated but wanted Zac to leave.

tease the weasel by zac0019 May 15, 2015