thailand

A beautiful place, sadly haunted by by flabby old perverted western men who want to do things that would get them hung in their own communities.
Never trust anyone who has been to thailand more than twice.

" So i heard Dave got such a bad infestation of genital warts , his cock dropped off, then he got hacked to death by thai villagers. Serves him right , the dirty nonce"

by Baron Von Batwing January 15, 2005

Taiwan

A country that is far superior to China.

Shanghai is the most developed city in China? Ha ha, it's still no Taipei.

by Ookpick GooseFrubba September 15, 2005

Taiwanese

People born in Taiwan, love Taiwan, have parents from Taiwan, or love anything Taiwanese. And even though people say we are actually Chinese, we used to be.... a couple hundred years ago. So everyone on Taiwan is Taiwanese, not Chinese.

American: Hey, are you Chinese?

Asian: No, I'm Taiwanese.

American: Oh, that's cool.

by EternalAzn January 31, 2010

Taelani

Lovely as cool summer breeze, Angelic when shes sleeping, funny, but a trickster at times, whines when she doesn't get her way. Very spoiled, gets attention from everyone she meets because she is so cute. most boys won't talk to her because she is so dang mean, but they secretly wish that she was theirs.

Her name must be Taelani.

by MRW123456789 March 9, 2011

Taiwan

A country.

Taiwan was founded in 1895 has it’s own government and elects it’s own officials, it’s own military and has it’s own flag so there for it is it’s own country.

by Justaguy31 November 28, 2021

phuket thailand

Apparently it's a line used in the film Juno as an interjection, because Phuket kinda sounds like 'Fuck it'. However, Phuket, which is an island in Thailand, is actually pronouced Pu-kêt, so all in all, it's a stupid expression.

A: I have herpes.
B: Phuket Thailand!
C: Wait what?

by tfsp12 October 6, 2008

Taiwan

One of the best and most friendly country in the world.
It is independant of course.
The UN have troubled to affirm ths independance because it would imediately lead to a WW3.
Only china still thinks it owns taiwan but no way.
China sucks.
Fuck China.

-Dude you look so tired.
-I spent the night in shilin N.M.
-Your "love taiwan/ hate china" tshirt is nice, where did you get it?
-oh it is made in china.... ok i'm jokin'

by Many from BK March 11, 2009