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hamas tactics

made up by some romanian kid on steam that used hamas tactics on a steam group
romanian kid 1: holy shit look at this steam group
romanian kid 2: imma use hamas tactics on this steam group
by urdjrlpay May 27, 2023
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Tactical Pull

When you attempt to pull someone in order to get in the good books of their friends.
Boy: Sophie would make a good tactical pull.
Friend: What the actual fuck ? No one likes Sophie.
by randypandy November 1, 2010
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Tactical Chocolate

The chocolate a wife 'hides' in plain view so her husband doesn't think to search further and discover the true stash.
I smelled chocolate in the house and immediately found a Hersey bar, I later discovered she had hidden Carmel filled chocolate deeper in the pantry. Her use of tactical chocolate ensured I did not find her stash.
by jklink77 October 9, 2013
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Fail Tactic

When a person or entity repeats the same thing over and over again unsuccessfully, expecting a positive outcome each time.
a tank rush noob getting pwned by rocket men in command and conquer 3, rather than realising the folly of their fail tactic they will continue to pump out as many tanks as possible expecting to win.

"tank rush = fail tactic"
by mynicknamerocks February 17, 2009
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Tactical Shit

Pronunciation: /ˈtaktək(ə)l/ /SHit/

The act of intentionally vacating ones bowels at an opportune moment in order to gain a some sort of strategic or tactical advantage rather than just because you have to.
Greg:I took a tactical shit right before I showered to make sure that I don’t have to poop after I got clean.

Throckmorton: I once tactically shit myself to get out of jury duty.
by Yuoa’re Mother March 9, 2020
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Tactical friending

When you have no mutual friends with your crush on Facebook, so you friend people so you don't look weird when you add them.
Zaki: Who's that buff girl over there?

Tahmid: idk but I think her name's Hannah

Zaki: Never seen her before, I might have to start doing some tactical friending

mutual friend cyber stalking insta bae
by Terrshamidul December 16, 2015
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Leila Tactics

This only works if you are under 18. Its when you date someone over 18 till the point they want to have sex. When that happens you dump them and get another one.
Dance Female: Man fuck the niggas in this school i need me a mature man
Buoyancy Female: Nigga are you doing the Leila tactics again?
Dance Female: Damn right boo
by PBandJ February 21, 2018
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