Syrup kick

A secondary take of the "Waffle Stomp" the Syrup Kick is used when one has diarrhoea.

I had bubble guts so bad and shit myself in the shower. It was so running I had to syrup kick it towards the drain.

Syrup kick by anonymous March 5, 2024

Syrup foot job 

A type of footjob given at a Denny's under a table by a girl who really likes you

Are you ready for a syrup foot job dear?

Syrup foot job by Farbles May 27, 2024

Syrup-itized

The act of a person dying by way of being submerged in a large quantity of maple syrup by the Canadian legal system.

Johnny got sent to be syrup-itized by the Canadian's after commiting several crimes against the country.

Syrup-itized by BananaBred December 9, 2024

Syrup Beaver

not your average maple rodent, commonly referring an uneducated white dink

look at that syrup beaver putting diesel in a tesla

Syrup Beaver by JahRah34 December 15, 2025

Gaple Syrup 

The substance consisting of lubricant, spit and pre-cum that gathers around the shaft of an object that is gaping a Canadian hole.

Could you pass the Gaple Syrup please?

Gaple Syrup by Ranchgirls December 5, 2020

licking a tree and hoping for maple syrup 

an attempt at resolving/achieving something with less effort than is required for success with a high probability of the attempt proving futile and unpleasant

By attempting to throw the game disc into the console from the couch rather than standing up and putting it in, the lazy high-schooler was licking a tree and hoping for maple syrup.

licking a tree and hoping for maple syrup by NotAnEnglishMajor (or student) August 26, 2020

Smelling the Syrup

Something done by people who should kill themselves

You are a worthless, bitch ass nigga. Your life literally is as valuable as a summer ant. I'm just gonna stomp you and you're gonna keep coming back, imma seal up all my cracks, you're gonna keep coming back. Why? Cause you keep smelling the syrup, you worthless bitch ass nigga. You're gonna stay on my dick until you die. You serve no purpose in life - your purpose in life is to be on my stream sucking on my dick daily. Your purpose in life is to be in that chat, blowing a dick daily.

Your life is nothing, you serve zero purpose. You should kill yourself, NOW!

And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen, and ozone layer, that's covered up so that we can breathe inside this blue trap bubble. Cause what are you here for? To worship me? Kill yourself. I mean that, with a 100%, with a 1000%.

Smelling the Syrup by Bernie Gores February 26, 2022