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Storking

The newest internet meme viral craze; a bit like planking and owling, except you stand on one leg like a stork. You then take a picture and post it on facebook/twitter. The weirder the location, the better.
Yo dude take a photo of me storking on this police car!
by storker July 16, 2011
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stroking your cock

A term told to someone who is talking about how great of a person he/she is and how "great" their accomplishments were over and over again. This person seeking self satisfaction by telling everyone what they did. Often used when someone is seeking attention because of something great they did. Can be used hand in hand with "stroking his/her cock" when referring to someone else.
Tim: Yo, I did so good in my last game dude, that ball I hit still hasn't landed. I definitely won the game.

Mike: That's great now stop stroking your cock.
by Mikbizzle April 19, 2014
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Stocking the Pond

Taking a Dump.. Blowin' mud.. Downloading some Brownware..Laying some cable Basically another term for taking a shit
He is in there (Bathroom) Stocking the Pond.

or even better...He is in there Stocking the Pond with Brown trout.
by KO Sledgod March 13, 2008
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storming out

Disorderly, disruptivly and or violently leaving the scene.
We all were "storming out" of the mall due to being treated bad.
by Pouska April 7, 2016
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meat stocking

by guy12341234 December 27, 2010
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Sterking

To stalk some one while jerking off at the same time.
That girl is so hot I was sterking behind her for like five blocks!
by Secret Agent Moscow June 6, 2011
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sporking

to stab someone with a spork
that fucker is sporking everyone
by Joe fourpack October 20, 2008
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