STRUMPETS

A younger group of girls (often referring to young high schoolers) that are constantly willing to bust down for older guys and are always frequenting older group's parties.

Those Sophomore strumpets thinks they're so cool for their holey jeans and for hooking up with those Senior guys.

by Huckleberry Finn Jr. December 2, 2007

Strumming the banjo

Fingering the Poo c in a musical way

I walked in on my mom strumming the banjo last night.

by EvanderkaneslittleG March 4, 2015

Strummer

The coolest person in the world and has a large dick

Woah, it's Strummer

by No one27 June 21, 2017

Stumaker theory

Named for professor Stumaker, it was loosely termed as a theory by students though it lacked the appropriate peer review to deem it as one. It is the idea that one can infer if a woman has ever had an orgasm based solely on how comfortably she talks about sex.

Katie talks so much about sex. I'm sure she must have had an orgasm if the Stumaker theory is correct.

by Joey LaGalo June 6, 2005

stumanity

Stupid Humanity.
If you need more info than that - read the word again.

The casino owner Steve Wynn demonstrated stumanity when he poked a hole in the canvas of the Picasso painting he was trying to sell for $139,000,000.

by EveryMinuteJunglist October 18, 2006

Strumpedestalation

The act of playing an instrument that is either uncommon or unknown.

John's strumpedestalationalistic affinity for the Contrabass Saxophone was one many people found intriguing.

by Don Joe21 December 2, 2009

strumpkin

Jerking it while taking a shit.

I gave myself a strumpkin while push a log out this morning!
Nice bro, I love taking a shit and whacking it!

by gangbangerolympics September 2, 2013