Stevie-Wondered

Getting killed, in a video game, by a blind grenade throw, especially in Call of Duty 4.

*Upon watching the kill cam.*

Ben: "What?! A blind grenade throw?! I hate getting Stevie-Wondered!"

by imnotyourbro February 14, 2008

Stevie Wonder

When a person is kneeling in the middle of a circle jerk and turning their head side-to-side with mouth wide open and eyes tightly shut trying to catch every drop of gooey production at the moment the circle jerk participants are simultaneously climaxing. At this moment, the person appears to be immitating Stevie Wonder mid-song.

My friends have been giving me shit ever since they heard my sister did a Stevie Wonder at a frat party last year.

by Greasy Nicker January 19, 2010

stevie wonder

To ejaculate on a person's eyes so that when the semen dries, their eyes become stuck shut.

Synonyms: Man spackle

My girlfriend was upset with me because while she was sleeping, I gave her a Stevie Wonder.

by SeattleGuy May 22, 2006

too stevie

Too close of an appearance to a transvestite Stevie nicks impersonator.
Referring to the famous NYC event Night of a Thousand Stevies.

Those feathers on him are too Stevie.

by Stevie neckface February 22, 2008

Stevie Wonders

The involuntary wobbling of the head that one exhibits when desperately trying to stay awake, eg a student in a friday afternoon lecture, or a lorry driver on the M6.

"The trial of the Millennium Dome Jewel Robbers was help up today after Judge Micheal Coombe was spotted having a severe attack of the Stevie Wonders during the defence council's summing up."
(Nicholas Witchell, BBC News; November 2003)

by Liam Casey December 12, 2008

stevie the fagget

All people named Stephen, Steven, or Stevie are cuck faggets, with little dicks. They will literally watch their girlfriends get fucked by their dogs just to get their small cocks somewhat erect. Generally - a person you would never want to associate with. Noun: A nigger loving dick clown.

Stevie The Fagget

Hey bro do you wanna hang out later?
>Na man - it's gonna be full of Stephens.
Yeah - Bunch of nigger loving dickclowns.

by AnonFayg October 14, 2017

Doing a Stevie

A Stevie will cry when given a blow job. They are remedial but so damn sexy. They love the month of March - national pancake day, peanut butter day, steak and a blowjob day - and of course bipolar day.

‘They are being sucked off so nicely, why are there tears in their eyes? ‘
‘Don’t worry, they’re just doing a Stevie’

by Phroar February 9, 2023