Sexual act in which a man, in the crucial moments before the woman ejaculates, withdraws and rushes across the room to the opposing wall and tags it with his hand, thus "beating the squirt."
by Body Quiz December 31, 2007
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Get the squinto mug.Grand theft squirt is when you have a friend sleeping over, and after you've gone to bed and your friend thinks you're asleep so he starts jerking off. You have to get in really close, and just before he comes you reach over and grab his dick and jerk him off the rest of the way. It's the action of stealing someones squirt.
Michael thought his friend was sleeping and decided to jerk off, just before he finished his friend reached over and finished him off. "Why did you just Grand Theft Squirt me!!!"
by NotMarcus October 8, 2014
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Get the prego squirt mug.Derived from "Squillionaire," "squill" is a dereogatory term for anyone who accumulates, flaunts, hoardes, or otherwise posseses wealth beyond reason.
Uugh, look at that squill parking his Lambo in the bike lane.
This fucking squill bought herself a Gucci handbag last week and gave $5 to my GoFundMe for insulin.
My landlord raised the rent again but they still wont fix the leaky roof. What a squill!
This fucking squill bought herself a Gucci handbag last week and gave $5 to my GoFundMe for insulin.
My landlord raised the rent again but they still wont fix the leaky roof. What a squill!
by Carnegie Freeman May 23, 2019
Get the Squill mug.A person who only ventures outside their room for compulsory activity or food. Generally wears green clothing and doesn't lift.
by Academy Dictionary April 18, 2013
Get the Squint mug.1. A most vile and wretched mess in your pants which you didn't anticipate.
2. A piece of human excrement.
3. Projectile turd dropping. ASSBOMB!
2. A piece of human excrement.
3. Projectile turd dropping. ASSBOMB!
by squirtle! February 14, 2005
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