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Get the squelch mug.The act of a large man, (perferably obese), climbing or stepping up onto a kitchen or dining room table, lowering and/or removing his pants and underwear, using his hands to spread apart his butt cheeks, and proceeding to expel a long, solid piece of feces upon said table.
"We were all sitting around laughing at the table for Thanksgiving, when all of a sudden Uncle George climbed up on the table and Squelched all over our beatiful turkey."
by ColtPython June 20, 2009
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1. While a queef is usually involuntary, a "squeef" occurs when a woman has mastered the art of queefing and can squeeze one out at will.
2. A voluntary queef.
1. While a queef is usually involuntary, a "squeef" occurs when a woman has mastered the art of queefing and can squeeze one out at will.
2. A voluntary queef.
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Get the Squeaf mug.Squeef - Sum of squeak + queef; transitively synonymous of "queak." A squeaky higher pitched effervescent queef of a frothy mixure of lube and vastly oppressed air pressure escaping from vagina or anus with a Doppler affect growing louder reaching its peak then winding down to a still as fluid and fizz subdue.
Squeef used as a verb - Cytheria is so virgin-tight, she will squeef after pumping her full of air with all the imperative lube to penetrate her.
Squeef used as a noun - Conservative Republican politicians squeef as they filibuster factual information.
Squeef used as a noun - Conservative Republican politicians squeef as they filibuster factual information.
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