Sprouted Dick

When you bread and deep fry your own penis.

I was making dinner for this chick. I was gonna make chicken parmigiana, but decided to bread my own wang and give her the ole Sprouted Dick.

by Sweats11537 August 31, 2019

sprout seedly

a strawberry who's gay for a literal swiss roll

"Sprout Seedly is kissing Cosmo!"

by idkwhattocallmyself_gnnrtnttht February 9, 2025

It's a Sprout

Something you say after being annoyed/throwing a fit. You can blame it on Sprout, since it's too good.

Jaw Crusher: And we have lost 18 trophies so far- NO FRANK!! Ok Frank, ok Frank, come on come on come on Frank! MMMHH!! I'm just gonna- I'm gonna contain it, you know, you gotta deal with randoms sometimes, you know, you know? It's- it's a Sprout, soo... OK (inhales) ok aah ok... so that wraps that up.

by captaincto January 3, 2022

sprout

that one toon from dandys world, they're most usually used by a main character person who's 9 years old and says XYZ FOR MAIN RUN NO STARTERS

shrimpo: man i love this game
sprout: YOUR SHRIMPO??? THAT SUCKS! IT ONLY HAS 3 HEARTS AND LOW STATS!!!

by Furby Hater December 3, 2024

cold sprouts

a term that is usually miscommunicated when hearing the word “cole sprouse”. he is father.

“who’s cold sprouts?”

“no britany it’s COLE SPROUSE!”

by spilling the tea April 16, 2019

Sprouting potatoe

Trash/worthless, slow

Bro, stop being a sprouting potatoe and get on cod.

by Real s**t November 13, 2020

mega sprout

someone who is a mega sprout is someone who just sprouts mega

Hey, Mike B is a mega sprout!

by tigrebroone April 19, 2024