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Sprouting

When your hair gets spiky after a long day
Person 1: hey dude, you’re sprouting again
Person 2: yeah I know.
by KamiEatsPeaches December 3, 2021
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Sprouting

In sexual intercourse: the engorgement of feminine/female sex organs.

Typically in reference to the clitoris swelling and protruding from under it's hood and/or becoming erect.
As she lady back and began playing with her nipples, her labia became puffy and her clit jumped and pulsed before sprouting into full view as her wetness gushed and puddled under her ass
by Professor 214 February 21, 2023
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cold sprouts

a term that is usually miscommunicated when hearing the wordcole sprouse”. he is father.
“who’s cold sprouts?”

“no britany it’s COLE SPROUSE!”
by spilling the tea April 16, 2019
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Sprouting potatoe

Bro, stop being a sprouting potatoe and get on cod.
by Real s**t November 13, 2020
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bean sprouts and tofu

Two of the very few foods in the world that are actually good for you.
While it is indeed true that bean sprouts and tofu are really yucky-tasting and never seem to fill you up, they are literally one of the few edibles on Earth that you can actually eat without guilt (or weight-gain!). There's a simple rule of thumb when choosing what foods to stuff yer face with --- if it TASTES GOOD, it's not GOOD FOR YOU... plain and simple. But you already knew that. Pass the burgers and fries, please!
by QuacksO September 5, 2019
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sprout dandy’s world

the finest man ever 😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻
by sproutlilsluttbh November 27, 2024
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sprouts

to describe those who have voted to remain within the EU and are suffering from Brexit derangement syndrome.
often creating noxious wind such as Brexit will stop our sandwiches, give us all cancer and will bring back Hitler.
they often will call their targets gammon as an insult but will fail to notice that people like gammon and hate sprouts, especially brussels sprouts.
so the gammon beat the sprouts 52-48
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