spork

1. A spoon and fork combined, to make the raddest utensil ever.

2. slang, means prep

1. Jeez, I need something that scoops and stabs...
Here! Try a Spork!

2. *prep walks by*
somerandom person: hey you stupid spork!

by chem*romance April 9, 2006

Spork

To spoon with someone when you have a raging boner

The art of spooing with someone when your boner is digging into their back.

That girl is such a tease. All we did was spork last night.

This guy slept over last night, we sporked, and now I my back is all messed up.

by ab4224 December 3, 2010

Sporking

The act of spooning(cuddling) with the addition of a leg laying across the little spoon(the person being spooned) of the couple

We were sporking last night while watching a movie

by London & Amanda January 11, 2009

Spork

Verb. A cross between forking and spooning; romantic sex.

He wanted to fork, but she wanted to spoon; they reached a compromise by sporking.

by DelightfullyDubious April 23, 2009

spork

A dangerous object that 2nd graders use.

OMG! The second graders invaded my classroom today, and attacked us with sporks! OUCH! I got my eye poked out!

by subwayfreak November 19, 2007

Spork

Someone that makes a false SPAM complaint to their email provider or ISP. A contraction of "SPAM" and "dork." Can also be used as a verb.

Don't be a SPORK, use the delete email button, not the "report spam" button.

by Leeroy B January 7, 2009

sporking

The act of spooning with a one-legged individual, involving the intertwining of the three legs.

It turns out the guy only had one leg, so after we had sex we just started sporking for a while, cause we couldn't exactly spoon with one three collective legs, ya know?

by hoosasporker May 20, 2009